| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #972 | Crimbuck | 690 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #183 | cement sandals | 5 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #390 | elven cellocello | 34 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #482 | elven suicide capsule | 31 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #654 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 10 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #212 | herringcello | 43 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #45 | mass of wriggling tentacles | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #180 | night-vision goggles | 8 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #180 | pair of bolt cutters | 11 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #230 | penguin focaccia bread | 41 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #413 | pocketwatch on a chain | 7 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #697 | sandwich of the gods | 11 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | solid gold bowling ball | 3,563 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |