| #554 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 9 |
| #393 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 18 |
| #608 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 9 |
| #427 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 16 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #3475 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5317 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3805 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #4333 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1557 | toast | 227 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |