| #41 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 2 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 3 |
| #60 | Carpathian longsword | 25 |
| #13 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 20 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #56 | Chroner | 1,511 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #178 | Disco Banjo | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #8 | Knob Goblin visor | 68,597 |
| #115 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 586 |
| #73 | Liam's mail | 11 |
| #88 | Lobster qua Grill | 2 |
| #9 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 4,478 |
| #257 | Mace of the Tortoise | 2 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Purple Beast energy drink | 202,493 |
| #261 | Rock and Roll Legend | 6 |
| #31 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 2 |
| #59 | Spookyraven signet | 34 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 4 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 9 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 2 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 5 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 8 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 21 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 16 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 6 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 8 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #401 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 9 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #13 | Twelve Night Energy | 69 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #53 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 25 |
| 🥇 | Yorick | 123 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #188 | badass belt | 169 |
| #180 | bite-me-red lipstick | 114 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #7 | brown sugar cane | 2,205 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #63 | burnt snowpants | 23 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #24 | closed-circuit phone system | 3 |
| 🥇 | cob of corn | 44,190 |
| #563 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #33 | cursed monkey glove | 3 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #23 | delicious salad | 1,151 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #72 | fleshy lump | 13 |
| #43 | frigid derringer | 79 |
| #21 | fruitcake | 2,420 |
| #11 | ghuol guolash | 1,778 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #290 | handful of confetti | 122 |
| #52 | haunted bindle | 37 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #518 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 2 |
| #501 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #396 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 3 |
| #473 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #51 | magical sausage | 10 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | olive stir-fry | 6,963 |
| #13 | packaged cold medicine cabinet | 4 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #42 | raffle prize box | 11 |
| #20 | rhinestone | 18,317 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #6 | salt plum | 3,010 |
| #27 | sand dollar | 2,304 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #28 | savoy truffle | 768 |
| 🥇 | scotch on the rocks | 2,468 |
| 🥇 | self-dribbling basketball | 130 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #11 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 5 |
| #15 | silent A | 7 |
| #95 | silent B | 2 |
| #85 | silent H | 2 |
| #163 | silent I | 2 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #72 | silent M | 10 |
| #36 | silent N | 2 |
| #79 | silent O | 9 |
| #124 | silent P | 4 |
| #16 | silent S | 6 |
| #36 | silent W | 6 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #409 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #9 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 6 |
| #50 | smoldering bagel punch | 32 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spooky nuggets | 69,420 |
| 🥇 | stalk of asparagus | 20,055 |
| #52 | standards and practices guide | 40 |
| #27 | stolen sushi | 2,446 |
| #569 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 78 |
| #1019 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 46 |
| #1024 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 47 |
| #655 | stuffed Meat | 72 |
| #898 | stuffed angry cow | 53 |
| #1085 | stuffed astral badger | 47 |
| #955 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 52 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #820 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #863 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 57 |
| #1439 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1178 | stuffed hand turkey | 43 |
| #452 | stuffed key | 127 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #919 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #565 | stuffed mink | 83 |
| #731 | stuffed monocle | 64 |
| #783 | stuffed scary death orb | 63 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #915 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 53 |
| #939 | stuffed snowy owl | 50 |
| #900 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1235 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 40 |
| #669 | stuffed teddy butler | 72 |
| #532 | stuffed tin of caviar | 87 |
| #406 | stuffed treasure chest | 141 |
| #1089 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #84 | tie-dyed fannypack | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1108 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4827 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| 🥈 | tofu casserole | 14,649 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #205 | warehouse key | 2 |
| #4 | whole turkey leg | 1,666 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |