| #45 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #235 | BURT | 124 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #223 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 5 |
| #164 | Beach Buck | 6 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #47 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 11 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #191 | Crimbo Credit | 60 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #204 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 144 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #669 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #218 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #169 | blue class ring | 24 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | bunny liver | 36 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #537 | filthy lucre | 71 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #186 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #109 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 7 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #270 | green clay bead | 40 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #114 | jewelry-making pliers | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #61 | megacopia | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #533 | motivational poster | 8 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1796 | old sweatpants | 5 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #266 | pink clay bead | 65 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #76 | possessed sugar cube | 1 |
| #319 | purple clay bead | 9 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #134 | red class ring | 130 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #210 | rusty hedge trimmers | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #186 | screwing pooch | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #134 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #127 | skeleton key ring | 7 |
| #581 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #170 | soap knife | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #51 | toy taijijian | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #97 | warehouse key | 9 |
| #203 | whalebone corset | 2 |
| #96 | white class ring | 116 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #830 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #408 | worn tophat | 2 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |