| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #179 | Crimbuck | 4,086 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1536 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #469 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1721 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1323 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #260 | Zeâ„¢ goggles | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #208 | blue class ring | 19 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #71 | double-ice cap | 6 |
| #1733 | duct tape | 5 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #248 | electrical thingamabob | 28 |
| #1589 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #507 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1102 | filthy lucre | 21 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #721 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2396 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #93 | hellseal claw | 346 |
| #493 | hellseal whisker | 5 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #14 | mint-condition magic wand | 7 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1694 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #237 | red class ring | 59 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #502 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #548 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #477 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #51 | sealhide snare | 26 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #1228 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1866 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #219 | white class ring | 48 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #862 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |