| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #179 | Crimbuck | 4,086 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #467 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #259 | Ze™ goggles | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #202 | blue class ring | 19 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #96 | bubble bauble bow | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #71 | double-ice cap | 6 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #247 | electrical thingamabob | 28 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #719 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #1099 | filthy lucre | 21 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #719 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #93 | hellseal claw | 346 |
| #491 | hellseal whisker | 5 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #14 | mint-condition magic wand | 7 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #739 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #229 | red class ring | 59 |
| #231 | red wagon | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #51 | sealhide snare | 26 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #214 | white class ring | 48 |
| #415 | white rice | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |