| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #762 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #980 | Crimboween memo | 11 |
| #690 | Crimbuck | 1,339 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #29 | bindle of joy | 4 |
| #865 | black-and-blue light | 2 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5009 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #682 | casino pass | 2 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #717 | duct tape | 38 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1285 | evil teddy bear | 7 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #372 | figurine of a cold seal | 16 |
| #184 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 7 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #192 | figurine of a slippery seal | 9 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #817 | foam dart | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #1653 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #94 | old-fashioned | 10 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #520 | spectral pickle | 20 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #4837 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |