| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1268 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1297 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #16 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #289 | Elf Guard MPC | 24 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1165 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #139 | Freddy Kruegerand | 45 |
| #529 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #456 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 4 |
| #443 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 2 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 2 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1121 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #53 | alabaster knight | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #518 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #9 | bishop cookie | 42 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #40 | cheerful pajama pants | 2 |
| #174 | cinnamon machine oil | 5 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #175 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #518 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #286 | donated booze | 25 |
| #297 | donated candy | 23 |
| #359 | donated food | 14 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #591 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #81 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #45 | genie's pants | 4 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #84 | genie's turbane | 1 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #385 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #551 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #8 | king cookie | 58 |
| #11 | knight cookie | 34 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #803 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #75 | old sweatpants | 893 |
| #50 | onyx bishop | 1 |
| #28 | onyx king | 1 |
| #62 | onyx knight | 1 |
| #27 | onyx queen | 1 |
| #50 | onyx rook | 1 |
| #392 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #80 | queen cookie | 26 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #11 | rook cookie | 22 |
| #6 | royal jelly taco | 1,748 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #17 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #197 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 178 |
| #1507 | stuffed monocle | 24 |
| #224 | stuffed teddy butler | 165 |
| #1040 | stuffed tin of caviar | 44 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #32 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 87 |
| #77 | toast | 32,685 |
| #29 | toast with sleaze jelly | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #472 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |