| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #275 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 22 |
| š„ | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #377 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #376 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| š„ | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| š„ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| š„ | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #117 | Chroner | 835 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #237 | Freddy Kruegerand | 2 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| š„ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| š„ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| š„ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #398 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 11 |
| š„ | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1568 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| š„ | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 2 |
| š„ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 176 |
| š„ | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| š„ | a suspicious address | 1 |
| š„ | abyssal battle plans | 1 |
| š„ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #47 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 5 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| š„ | blank note | 1 |
| #280 | blue class ring | 11 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #15 | bounty-hunting helmet | 2 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #4833 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #171 | bunny liver | 58 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #510 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 3 |
| š„ | control crystal | 1 |
| #11 | crappy Mer-kin tailpiece | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #567 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #64 | damp old wallet | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #578 | empty agua de vida bottle | 218 |
| #36 | fat loot token | 161 |
| š„ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #35 | filthy lucre | 415 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| š„ | glass eye | 1 |
| #106 | gloomy black mushroom | 38 |
| #96 | green clay bead | 120 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #513 | grue egg omelette | 3 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #1045 | hobo nickel | 22 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #85 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| š„ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1431 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #414 | old sweatpants | 180 |
| #50 | ornate picture frame | 62 |
| #101 | pink clay bead | 205 |
| #87 | purple clay bead | 52 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #251 | red class ring | 52 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| š„ | rxr shield | 1 |
| š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
| š„ | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1740 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| š„ | speed limit shield | 1 |
| š„ | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |