| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #549 | BURT | 9 |
| #1785 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #100 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 10 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #421 | Chroner | 20 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,946 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2855 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #108 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,974 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #337 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 27 |
| #1026 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #293 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1420 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1820 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 86 |
| #1500 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 90 |
| #1152 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #153 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1807 | badass belt | 30 |
| #344 | blue class ring | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #45 | bunny liver | 232 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #232 | crystalline cheer | 460 |
| #40 | donated booze | 736 |
| #37 | donated candy | 740 |
| #31 | donated food | 792 |
| #2104 | duct tape | 2 |
| #4235 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #130 | electric pants | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #292 | fat loot token | 6 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #592 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #230 | green clay bead | 53 |
| #2042 | grue egg | 11 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5197 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1432 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #387 | old sweatpants | 198 |
| #166 | ornate picture frame | 12 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #242 | pink clay bead | 81 |
| #291 | purple clay bead | 11 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #332 | red class ring | 32 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1212 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1801 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1715 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2142 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #367 | white class ring | 19 |
| #229 | worthless gewgaw | 31 |
| #261 | worthless knick-knack | 33 |
| #263 | worthless trinket | 19 |