| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #546 | BURT | 9 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #434 | Chroner | 20 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #2848 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #332 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 27 |
| #1017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 25 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 86 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #140 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 90 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #38 | bunny liver | 232 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #218 | crystalline cheer | 460 |
| #38 | donated booze | 736 |
| #36 | donated candy | 740 |
| #30 | donated food | 792 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #128 | electric pants | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #290 | fat loot token | 6 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #226 | green clay bead | 53 |
| #2038 | grue egg | 11 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #367 | old sweatpants | 198 |
| #167 | ornate picture frame | 12 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #236 | pink clay bead | 81 |
| #289 | purple clay bead | 11 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #325 | red class ring | 32 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #359 | white class ring | 19 |
| #225 | worthless gewgaw | 31 |
| #258 | worthless knick-knack | 33 |
| #257 | worthless trinket | 19 |