| #144 | 30669 scroll | 85 |
| #278 | 33398 scroll | 81 |
| #56 | 334 scroll | 126 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #148 | Bohemian rhapsody | 3 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #2458 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #294 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 34 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2082 | Yummy Tummy bean | 30 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #374 | awful poetry journal | 329 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #226 | broken skull | 103 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #159 | disembodied brain | 29 |
| #452 | disturbing fanfic | 261 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #248 | drab sonata | 20 |
| #467 | dried face | 5 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #769 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #660 | gnoll teeth | 2 |
| #2717 | golden ring | 3 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #1000 | immense cyborg hand | 5 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #581 | lihc eye | 12 |
| #749 | lihc face | 2 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #199 | loose teeth | 342 |
| #738 | mafia aria | 23 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #797 | pants of the Slug Lord | 4 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #119 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #525 | pirate pelvis | 3 |
| #1110 | polyalloy shield | 4 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #407 | ram horns | 4 |
| #1505 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #337 | rocky raccoon | 32 |
| #2340 | rogue swarmer | 14 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #671 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #169 | sensitive poetry journal | 3 |
| #205 | skeleton bone | 271 |
| #235 | smart skull | 76 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #147 | spiked femur | 32 |
| #814 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #1502 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #334 | stone frisbee | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2257 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2243 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 8 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2878 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2888 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |