| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #588 | Bulky Buddy Box | 5 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #108 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 781 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #727 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 6 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #494 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #140 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #154 | big bundle of chamoix | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #578 | bottle of bubbles | 6 |
| #473 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 7 |
| #52 | broken carburetor | 4 |
| #143 | brown crock marble | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #70 | bumblebee marble | 2 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #261 | cheap toaster | 8 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #107 | cold wad | 47 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #79 | crown-shaped beanie | 4 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #18 | drab sonata | 984 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #144 | duct tape wallet | 12 |
| #898 | elven cellocello | 22 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #16 | fat wallet | 892 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #278 | green peawee marble | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #694 | herringcello | 25 |
| #139 | hopping socks | 2 |
| #141 | hot wad | 61 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #881 | jerky coins | 6 |
| #55 | jet bennie marble | 2 |
| #490 | killing feather | 62 |
| #62 | laser-broiled pear | 100 |
| #109 | lemonade marble | 2 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #75 | monomolecular yo-yo | 698 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #54 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #9 | old coin purse | 4,232 |
| 🥉 | old leather wallet | 9,868 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #533 | pack of pogs | 31 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #89 | pet rock | 78 |
| #541 | petrified wood | 14 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #202 | pixellated moneybag | 2 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #106 | plexiglass pinky ring | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #514 | polyalloy shield | 7 |
| #49 | poodle skirt | 5 |
| #208 | pork elf goodies sack | 37 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1080 | pulsing flesh | 3 |
| #408 | pumpkinhead mask | 16 |
| #213 | really dense meat stack | 28 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1811 | robotronic egg | 3 |
| #628 | rogue swarmer | 67 |
| #111 | rusty compass | 1 |
| #501 | sawblade fragment | 69 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #532 | sewer nuggets | 2 |
| #292 | sewer wad | 3 |
| #105 | shiny stones | 120 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #96 | sleaze wad | 67 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #152 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 101 |
| #138 | slimy sweetbreads | 128 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #670 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #520 | spooky sap | 15 |
| #101 | spooky wad | 58 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #797 | stainless steel scarf | 4 |
| #252 | stainless steel shillelagh | 13 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #116 | stench wad | 96 |
| #55 | stolen meatpouch | 17 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1122 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5330 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #49 | stuffed gray blob | 622 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2755 | stuffed teddy butler | 3 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #472 | teddy bear | 14 |
| #603 | teddy borg | 14 |
| #640 | throwing wrench | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 6 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #824 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 19 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #460 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 15 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 21 |
| #831 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 9 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 17 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 17 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #788 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 7 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #745 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 23 |
| #710 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #910 | tiny plastic killer bee | 19 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 15 |
| #631 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 11 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic mosquito | 17 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 6 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #835 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 21 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #767 | tiny plastic star starfish | 22 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #422 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 22 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 8 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #938 | tiny plastic warwelf | 8 |
| #829 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1497 | toast | 255 |
| #577 | toothsome rock | 17 |
| #42 | toy deathbot | 24 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #310 | toy mercenary | 24 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #203 | twinkly wad | 1,479 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #363 | unearthed potsherd | 5 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #446 | unstable laser battery | 65 |
| #42 | useless powder | 12,601 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #444 | vibrating cyborg knife | 11 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #446 | volcanic ash | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #667 | wind-up meatcar | 6 |
| #532 | wolfman mask | 11 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |