| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #295 | BRAINS shorts | 2 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1348 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1379 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1133 | Drowsy Sword | 11 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1570 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 13 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #194 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 11 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #395 | Red Rover BB gun | 8 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #507 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #244 | Ze™ goggles | 3 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #472 | bejeweled cufflinks | 8 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #176 | burst hellseal brain | 46 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #281 | cursed scrunchie | 2 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #33 | double-ice britches | 5 |
| #66 | double-ice cap | 7 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #535 | fancy opera glasses | 6 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #714 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #1408 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #342 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #773 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #697 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 11 |
| #500 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #545 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 13 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #480 | sawblade shield | 5 |
| #172 | shredded hellseal hide | 39 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #378 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 111 |
| #831 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 55 |
| #691 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 65 |
| #315 | stuffed Meat | 132 |
| #430 | stuffed angry cow | 92 |
| #661 | stuffed astral badger | 71 |
| #630 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 74 |
| #518 | stuffed cocoabo | 79 |
| #181 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 46 |
| #508 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 84 |
| #651 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 72 |
| #754 | stuffed hand turkey | 63 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #179 | stuffed martini | 54 |
| #513 | stuffed mind flayer | 84 |
| #319 | stuffed mink | 129 |
| #340 | stuffed monocle | 125 |
| #589 | stuffed scary death orb | 77 |
| #752 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 63 |
| #609 | stuffed snowy owl | 72 |
| #639 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 72 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #802 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 58 |
| #382 | stuffed teddy butler | 118 |
| #356 | stuffed tin of caviar | 121 |
| #665 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 70 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #971 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| #95 | water-polo cap | 3 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |