Brar the Crusader

RankItemQuantity
#660Ancient Saucehelm4
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#437Atomic Comic1
#27Ax of L'rose1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#446Bash-ÅŒs boxtop2
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#1080Bonerdagon necklace8
#208Boss Bat bling16
#330Boss Bat britches42
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#77Codpiece of the Goblin King59
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#651Crimbo wreath1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#618El Sombrero De Lopez4
#949Elder Turtle Shell3
#956FDKOL commendation2
#248Fudgie Roll1
🥈Fuzzby1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#473Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob2
🥉Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)1
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#414La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez3
#398Lederhosen of the Night3
#232Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet103
#182Mer-kin prayerbeads1
#348Newman's Own Trousers3
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#60Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1004Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette3
#561Thwaitgold ant statuette2
#377Thwaitgold bee statuette6
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#11Thwaitgold butterfly statuette15
#990Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#647Thwaitgold firefly statuette7
#307Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette8
#259Thwaitgold maggot statuette13
#76Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette6
#811Thwaitgold spider statuette2
#613Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette13
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
#39Thwaitgold woollybear statuette11
#22UV monocular5
#29Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves1
#26Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#8bacon bath ball60
#431badass belt103
#77ballpark hot daub1
#93bananarama bangle1
#72bark beret1
#91bark bracelet1
#702bindlestocking1
#349black spot2
#63bonedanna1
#714bottle of bubbles1
#110bronze handcuffs1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#15bugbear detector5
#882can of Binarrrca9
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#88charged magnet1
#15cheap plastic kazoo1
#8chocolate bath ball65
#939chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#153club necklace30
🥉control crystal1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#286designer handbag10
#122diamond necklace33
#55dwarvish war helmet1
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#48dwarvish war mattock1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#16fancy tuxedo pants1
#143fluid of fudge-finding1
#84flyest of shirts1
#20foot-long hot daub1
#706fossilized limb3
#251fossilized serpent skull3
#660fossilized spike2
#563fossilized spine1
#502fossilized torso6
#433fossilized wing6
#1033friendly cheez blob2
#1120fudgecule39
#219fudgesicle1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#316ghostly body paint12
#427gift-a-pult1
#608gingerbread house1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#285grue egg83
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#68gummi bowtie1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#135gummi snake3
#170gummi trilobite1
#228handful of honey28
#148heart necklace33
#59helm of the white knight1
#11honey dipper1
#8honeybritches1
#19honeycap1
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#10incense bath ball64
#13inflatable baseball bat1
#63insane tophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#84kumquartz ring1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#233lime supersucker1
#934lollipop stick2
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#10motivational poster157
#780mummy costume5
#10myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball18
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#488necrotizing body spray2
#129obsidian dagger87
#786old sweatpants73
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#213palm-frond whip1
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#141paperclip sproinger1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#1404passable elf mask3
#207pear supersucker1
#27phase-tuned shield generator belt1
#293pig-iron bracers1
#307pig-iron helm1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#420plastic passion fruit3
#18plastic spider ring1
🥇plastic vampire fangs1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#756portable photocopier5
#43pottery club1
#13pottery hat2
#12pottery shield2
#24pottery yo-yo2
#496press-on ribs3
#47propeller beanie1
#842pumpkinhead mask5
#8quantum disintegrator pistol2
🥈record of infuriating silence (used)1
🥉record of menacing silence (used)1
🥈record of tranquil silence (used)1
#32ridiculous belt2
#72ridiculous earring1
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#103scissor duck1
#210set of jacks1
#71silver keg1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#49slow jam collection59
#278smoked potsherd1
#31snailmail breeches1
#34snailmail coif1
#43snailmail hauberk1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#84space jam10
#157spade necklace30
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#195spectre scepter147
#797stainless steel scarf4
#343stainless steel shillelagh11
#1224stainless steel skullcap3
#456stainless steel slacks8
#1007stainless steel solitaire3
#169stainless steel suspenders18
#225strawberry supersucker1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#1004stray chihuahua2
#7streetfighting champion's belt1
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#269sucker bucket1
#256sucker hakama1
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#186tiny fly glasses1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#78toe jam10
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#83traffic jam10
#52trousers of the white knight1
#101turtlemail breeches1
#111turtlemail coif1
#113turtlemail hauberk1
#394unearthed potsherd4
#1002useless powder44
#36velcro boots1
#363vertebra of the Bonerdagon27
#485volcanic ash3
🥇wand of fudge control1
#436warbear beeping telegram1
#383warbear gyrocopter1
#422warbear procedural hilarity drone1
#419warbear robo-camouflage unit1
#431warbear sequential gaiety distribution system1
#345whisker pencil16
#91willowy bonnet1
#830wind-up meatcar1
#94wings of fire1
#531wolfman mask11
#29wumpus-hair bolo1
#12wumpus-hair loincloth1
#14wumpus-hair net1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1
#27wumpus-hair whip1
#14wumpus-hair wig1

Wow, that's 1,907 items total!

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