| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1798 | filthy lucre | 3 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #105 | magical mystery juice | 419 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |