| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1392 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1374 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #488 | bone rattle | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1687 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #793 | frigid ninja stars | 10 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #594 | iGoogly | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1093 | killing feather | 40 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #885 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1050 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #1085 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1308 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #731 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3474 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3380 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2716 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3472 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3804 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2934 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3568 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3106 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3358 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2468 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #399 | synthetic stuffing | 21 |
| #443 | theoretical string | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1266 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |