| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1376 | CRIMBCO scrip | 15 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #533 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #2314 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #758 | baseball | 2 |
| #473 | black pepper | 2 |
| #486 | bone rattle | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #525 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #791 | frigid ninja stars | 10 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #594 | iGoogly | 29 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1048 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #1309 | rogue swarmer | 44 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #732 | skeleton key | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #3461 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #2706 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2927 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #399 | synthetic stuffing | 21 |
| #443 | theoretical string | 32 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |