| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #18 | Antagonistic Snowman Kit | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #29 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #22 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #603 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 4 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 6 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 5 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #149 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #2088 | box of sunshine | 62 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #461 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #153 | canteen of wine | 136 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #141 | cheap elven gloves | 26 |
| #502 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #41 | chocolate cigar | 30 |
| #136 | chocolate pasta spoon | 5 |
| #185 | chocolate saucepan | 2 |
| #129 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #687 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #214 | effluvious emerald | 6 |
| #102 | elven limbos gingerbread | 98 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #165 | elven moonshine | 67 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #636 | fancy chocolate | 5 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #201 | festive holiday hat | 20 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #58 | filth-encrusted futon | 10 |
| #54 | frigid air mattress | 9 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #221 | glacial sapphire | 3 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2462 | killing feather | 3 |
| #106 | knuckle sandwich | 253 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #92 | psycho sweater | 4 |
| #190 | pulsing flesh | 15 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #940 | rigid carapace | 5 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #1286 | sawblade fragment | 42 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #26 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 8 |
| #20 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 9 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #615 | squirming egg sac | 10 |
| #64 | stained mattress | 11 |
| #260 | steamy ruby | 4 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #49 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #216 | unearthly onyx | 4 |
| #216 | unstable DNA | 234 |
| #1750 | unstable laser battery | 31 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #252 | warehouse key | 1 |
| #276 | white candygram | 1 |