| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #492 | CRIMBCO mug | 23 |
| #55 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5,770 |
| #378 | CRIMBCO wine | 20 |
| #24 | Camp Scout backpack | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #343 | Crimbuck | 2,844 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #294 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 21 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #56 | Greatest American Pants | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #441 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion necktie | 1 |
| #12 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 3 |
| #5 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 5 |
| #43 | My Own Pen Pal kit | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #1489 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #14 | Small Medium | 3 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #121 | banana | 67 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #134 | banana daiquiri | 2 |
| #56 | banana milkshake | 2 |
| #226 | banana peel | 22 |
| #32 | banana smoothie | 41 |
| #141 | banana spritzer | 2 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #18 | baneful bandolier | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #243 | bath ball gift set | 20 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #412 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #917 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1562 | box of sunshine | 109 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #470 | bunch of bananas | 8 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #11 | can of Rain-Doh | 4 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1311 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #15 | diabolical crossbow | 1 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #453 | empty agua de vida bottle | 381 |
| #1410 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1067 | fake hand | 13 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #288 | floaty sand | 62 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #269 | hobo nickel | 1,090 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #201 | motivational poster | 20 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #948 | personalized coffee mug | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #97 | shimmering rainbow sand | 6 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #91 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 3 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #192 | slow jam collection | 22 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #78 | stuffed-shirt scarecrow | 1 |
| #32 | sugar banana | 100 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #318 | wumpus hair | 4 |
| #29 | wumpus-hair bolo | 1 |