AmericanStoner420

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#14381-ball1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#6269-ball1
#293C.H.U.M. chum1
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#537Dramatic™ range1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#470Elmley shades1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#422Happy Birthday, Claude! cake2
#131Hatorade1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#723Lucky Surprise Egg1
#216MSG1
#308Mae West1
#703Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs1
#612PADL Phone1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#101The Ring1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#710Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix1
#237WA1
#335abandoned candy1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#483anti-anti-antidote1
#643asshat1
#6538badass belt2
#753bag of lard1
#1029balloon monkey1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#967beer bomb1
#172beer cartilage1
#254beer goggles1
#690beholed bedsheet1
#1496bit of clingfilm1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#19black pension check1,400
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#863black-and-blue light2
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#880blue plasma ball2
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#242boilermaker1
#496bottle of alcohol3
#1951bottle of goofballs11
#6714box of sunshine2
#1855brick6
#615bubblewrap ore1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#858candy brain1
#682casino pass2
#801cheap studded belt1
#1660cheap toaster1
#1441chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#97clockwork thingamajig1
#1224cocoa egg1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#1292dead guy's watch1
#1205delicious salad10
#46depleted Grimacite hammer1
#2467diamond necklace2
#819disembodied brain1
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#763drum machine1
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#1540fake hand3
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#1896filthy lucre2
#153fishy fish casserole1
#126flaming cardboard sword1
#790flavored foot massage oil2
#815foam dart1
#109foam noodle11
#462fortune cookie1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#236fruit bowl1
#642ga-ga radio1
#1350ghuol egg1
#736gnauga hide1
#594green balloon2
#1416green beer4
#347guano coffee cup4
#400half-orchid1
#5199handful of confetti1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#909herb brownies5
#995herbs1
#472hermit permit3
#1183hobo nickel5
#684hot date1
#153inflatable duck11
#63insane tophat1
#691invisible bag1
#531kick-ass kicks1
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#897leather mask1
#616leftovers of indeterminate origin1
#170letterman's jacket1
#210little round pebble1
#405llama lama gong1
#99lucky ball-and-chain1
#1738magical ice cube with a fly in it2
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#693meat from yesterday1
#32metallic foil cat ears2
#42metallic foil radar dish1
#542mother's little helper2
#826moxie weed3
#690mugcake1
#291munchies pill1
#225not-a-pipe1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#850orange and black Crimboween candy1
#1352oyster basket2
#807party hat1
#248peace-sign necklace1
#737personal massager1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#945personalized coffee mug2
#1378pet rock "Groucho" disguise4
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#382pink plastic baby1
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#1422puce plastic oyster egg2
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#1729really dense meat stack1
#671red plastic oyster egg7
#838red polka-dot oyster egg4
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#207right half of a heart necklace3
#1250roasted marshmallow5
#823rocky raccoon1
#101roll of drink tickets1
#2275roll of toilet paper1
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#114scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker193
#117scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker319
#126scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker299
#107scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker325
#115scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker206
#121scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker224
#388secret blend of herbs and spices1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#627solid gold pegleg2
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#409strange shiny disc10
#3939stuffed Cheshire bitten10
#4868stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#4835stuffed angry cow7
#5771stuffed baby gravy fairy5
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#5808stuffed flaming gravy fairy5
#6350stuffed frozen gravy fairy4
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#7006stuffed mind flayer3
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#5346stuffed scary death orb6
#4035stuffed sleazy gravy fairy10
#6199stuffed snowy owl4
#4590stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#4923stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#5320stuffed undead elbow macaroni6
#970tattered paper crown1
#174three-tiered wedding cake4
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#77toy six-seater hovercraft1
#93troutpiece1
#158tuning fork1
#2756vitachoconutriment capsule1
#939water pipe bomb1
#133water wings10
#903white balloon1
#1104white lightning1
#615witch hat1
#281world's smallest violin1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#1454x-ray specs1
#852yellow paisley oyster egg3
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 3,397 items total!

what items are this player missing?