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| #100 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
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| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
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| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #850 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #133 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 15 |
| #165 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 4 |
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| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #151 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
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| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #677 | badass belt | 74 |
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| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #1855 | brick | 6 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #640 | bunny liver | 4 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
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| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #133 | green clay bead | 92 |
| #1102 | grue egg | 24 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #374 | obsidian dagger | 44 |
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| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1489 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #147 | pink clay bead | 142 |
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| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
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| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #331 | red class ring | 32 |
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| #749 | [2108]rock | 5 |
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| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #681 | scented massage oil | 1 |
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| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1003 | spooky bark | 2 |
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| #354 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #275 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #318 | white class ring | 25 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
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