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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
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| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
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| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
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| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #130 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 15 |
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| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #149 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 5 |
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| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #415 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #679 | badass belt | 74 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
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| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
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| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #632 | bunny liver | 4 |
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| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
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| #913 | duct tape | 24 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #828 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 4 |
| #1185 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #134 | green clay bead | 92 |
| #1099 | grue egg | 24 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
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| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
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| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
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| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #144 | pink clay bead | 142 |
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| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
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| #325 | red class ring | 32 |
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| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
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| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
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| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #1006 | spooky bark | 2 |
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| #356 | stainless steel solitaire | 8 |
| #277 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
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| #1834 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #311 | white class ring | 25 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
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