| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #198 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #132 | C.H.U.M. knife | 7 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO wine | 30 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #107 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 50 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #114 | Frosty's frosty mug | 16 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's blanket | 13 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #97 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 15 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #410 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #68 | bath ball gift set | 50 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #413 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #205 | bottle of Ooze-O | 6 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #45 | candy kneecapping stick | 28 |
| #67 | candy knuckles | 23 |
| #873 | canteen of wine | 23 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #289 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #259 | decaying goldfish liver | 24 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #116 | elven cellocello | 68 |
| #1033 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #101 | elven suicide capsule | 75 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #124 | extra-greasy slider | 21 |
| #92 | fancy chocolate car | 32 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #159 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #52 | gatorskin umbrella | 10 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #37 | happiness | 233 |
| #126 | herringcello | 62 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #115 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 21 |
| #149 | jawbruiser | 14 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #708 | knuckle sandwich | 26 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #110 | licorice garrote | 15 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #110 | motivational poster | 30 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #38 | oil of oiliness | 71 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #94 | pair of bolt cutters | 17 |
| #122 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #673 | paperclip | 33 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #25 | paperclip sproinger | 10 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #86 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #41 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #32 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #112 | penguin focaccia bread | 66 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #40 | portable photocopier | 125 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #64 | slow jam collection | 50 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1510 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #2004 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1398 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #1256 | stuffed astral badger | 41 |
| #2010 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #79 | stuffed bandersnatch | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #1561 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed dodo | 4 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1184 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1486 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #2050 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1786 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #1944 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #1969 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #1213 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1779 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1569 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #2011 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1731 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2060 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #1962 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #85 | stuffed walrus | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #77 | throwing wrench | 27 |
| #96 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 11 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #659 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #212 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1248 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #730 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #901 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #930 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1238 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #940 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #856 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #647 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1637 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #720 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #202 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1369 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #74 | voodoo snuff | 19 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |