| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #99 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #788 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #678 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #576 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #184 | BGE temporary tattoo | 5 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #199 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 5 |
| #80 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 7 |
| #132 | C.H.U.M. knife | 7 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #465 | CRIMBCO mug | 25 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO wine | 30 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #2384 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #107 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 50 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #115 | Frosty's frosty mug | 16 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's blanket | 13 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #164 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #356 | Kissin' Cousins | 3 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #95 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 15 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #153 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 7 |
| #409 | Tales from the Fireside | 3 |
| #158 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 16 |
| #173 | The Joy of Wassailing | 17 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #68 | bath ball gift set | 50 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #139 | bindlestocking | 17 |
| #3057 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #414 | bottle of Blank-Out | 21 |
| #205 | bottle of Ooze-O | 6 |
| #134 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #89 | burrowgrub hive | 2 |
| #1890 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #46 | candy kneecapping stick | 28 |
| #67 | candy knuckles | 23 |
| #871 | canteen of wine | 23 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #290 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #395 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #323 | deadly lampshade | 3 |
| #258 | decaying goldfish liver | 24 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1590 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #117 | elven cellocello | 68 |
| #1032 | elven moonshine | 6 |
| #1136 | elven socks | 2 |
| #101 | elven suicide capsule | 75 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #90 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #122 | extra-greasy slider | 21 |
| #92 | fancy chocolate car | 32 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #339 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #106 | frigid air mattress | 6 |
| #100 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #52 | gatorskin umbrella | 10 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #781 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #38 | happiness | 233 |
| #126 | herringcello | 62 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #116 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 21 |
| #149 | jawbruiser | 14 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #708 | knuckle sandwich | 26 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #110 | licorice garrote | 15 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #110 | motivational poster | 30 |
| #219 | night-vision goggles | 7 |
| #38 | oil of oiliness | 71 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #94 | pair of bolt cutters | 17 |
| #121 | pair of ragged claws | 3 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #674 | paperclip | 33 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #25 | paperclip sproinger | 10 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #85 | parasitic claw | 3 |
| #40 | parasitic headgnawer | 3 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #31 | parasitic tentacles | 3 |
| #222 | passable elf mask | 14 |
| #870 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #112 | penguin focaccia bread | 66 |
| #1285 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #178 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #170 | pocketwatch on a chain | 12 |
| #203 | poison pen | 7 |
| #39 | portable photocopier | 125 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #130 | sleeping stocking | 18 |
| #65 | slow jam collection | 50 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #389 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #131 | stinkin' bindle | 5 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2392 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1518 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1806 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 28 |
| #2009 | stuffed Meat | 12 |
| #1829 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #1405 | stuffed angry cow | 36 |
| #1258 | stuffed astral badger | 41 |
| #2019 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 26 |
| #79 | stuffed bandersnatch | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #92 | stuffed caterpillar | 2 |
| #1567 | stuffed cocoabo | 32 |
| #1532 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #77 | stuffed dodo | 4 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1191 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1497 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 35 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #2057 | stuffed hand turkey | 25 |
| #1684 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1793 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #1949 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #1979 | stuffed monocle | 13 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #1219 | stuffed scary death orb | 42 |
| #1790 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 29 |
| #1578 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #2018 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1741 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2066 | stuffed teddy butler | 11 |
| #1968 | stuffed tin of caviar | 13 |
| #1619 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #85 | stuffed walrus | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #168 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #77 | throwing wrench | 27 |
| #95 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 11 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1279 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 3 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic G Imp | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 8 |
| #732 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 10 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1247 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1520 | tiny plastic The Man | 3 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 10 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #803 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic blooper | 7 |
| #820 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 17 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #1672 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 11 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic goth giant | 9 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #649 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 11 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1462 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #698 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #725 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 10 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #201 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 3 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #1919 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1203 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #931 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #1366 | unstable DNA | 21 |
| #73 | voodoo snuff | 19 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |