| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #212 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #97 | Angelhair Culottes | 9 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #49 | BRICKO bat | 1 |
| #98 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 9 |
| #85 | Bling of the New Wave | 10 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #21 | Cloaca grenade | 1,025 |
| #12 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 340 |
| #173 | Colander of Em-er'il | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2291 | Crimbuck | 15 |
| #240 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 10 |
| #1301 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #13 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 723 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #244 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 9 |
| #263 | Elder Turtle Shell | 8 |
| #180 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 6 |
| #179 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 6 |
| #117 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 8 |
| #130 | Heimandatz's heart | 10 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #84 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #153 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 9 |
| #152 | Lederhosen of the Night | 9 |
| #50 | MSG | 40 |
| #180 | Mae West | 5 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #103 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #124 | Newman's Own Trousers | 8 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #169 | Safari Jack's moustache | 8 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #5 | Sinful Desires | 235 |
| #86 | Skullhead's Screw | 2 |
| #121 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 12 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #181 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 6 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #468 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 6 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #505 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #211 | Typical Tavern swill | 35 |
| #88 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 10 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #93 | Yakisoba's hat | 11 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #1016 | baggie of powdered sugar | 4 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #14 | bat guano | 4,910 |
| #77 | bat haggis | 10 |
| #89 | bat hat | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1008 | batgut | 3 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #3696 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #86 | burnt flower | 250 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #139 | chainsaw chain | 5 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #313 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 6 |
| #36 | chrome meat stack | 3 |
| #163 | cold hi mein | 3 |
| #187 | decorative fountain | 58 |
| #278 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #35 | disintegrating quill pen | 909 |
| #70 | drone self-destruct chip | 4 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #1981 | elven cellocello | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #126 | guano coffee cup | 40 |
| #52 | handful of juicy garbage | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #127 | heart of the volcano | 51 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #295 | ice-cold six-pack | 40 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #53 | linoleum meat stack | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #11 | lucky lighter | 111 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #52 | meat stack | 10,000 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #267 | mulled cider | 6 |
| #301 | mummy costume | 22 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #113 | not-a-pipe | 5 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #193 | pork elf goodies sack | 40 |
| #246 | pumpkinhead mask | 32 |
| #19 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 17 |
| #146 | really dense meat stack | 36 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #46 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 37 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #161 | sleazy hi mein | 3 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #73 | snorkel | 38 |
| #865 | solid gold bowling ball | 16 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #396 | stuffed astral badger | 100 |
| #72 | stuffed yo-yo | 13 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #72 | taco shell | 307 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #642 | tiny plastic beanbat | 11 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #438 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 10 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #655 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 11 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #257 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #286 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #300 | untamable turtle | 7 |
| #148 | unusual disco ball | 12 |
| #233 | wolfman mask | 33 |
| #81 | wooden figurine | 10 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |