| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #38 | salty dog | 4,644 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |