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\nY'know, I've been thinking about it, and nothing I can say at this point is going to be acceptable in a family-friendly game.

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The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2, 11/64 (U).\"",{"_16":17,"_18":76,"_20":77},3065,{"_22":78,"_11":79,"_25":80,"_27":81,"_29":82,"_31":62,"_33":34,"_35":63,"_37":63,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":64,"_48":64,"_49":36,"_50":36,"_51":83,"_52":36,"_53":36},2881,"tiny plastic The Man","fig2_10",432191891,"This is a tiny plastic figurine of a corporate bigwig in a tiny plastic suit and tie, smoking a tiny plastic cigar. They've even captured the avaricious gleam in his piggy little eyes. Don't let him bring you down, though.

The bottom of the base reads \"Series 2, 10/64 (U).\"","tiny plastic The Men",{"_16":85,"_18":86,"_20":87},5,1470,{"_22":88,"_11":89,"_25":90,"_27":91,"_29":92,"_31":62,"_33":34,"_35":63,"_37":63,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":64,"_48":65,"_49":36,"_50":36,"_51":93,"_52":36,"_53":36},2929,"tiny plastic Trouser Snake","fig2_58",403129267,"Yup, it's a tiny plastic Trouser Snake. If you looked at this and thought \"well, that's actually pretty much the right size,\" you should probably go talk to the Spam Witch.

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\nWell, actually, it doesn't. And if you were excited by that prospect, I strongly recommend therapy.

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The bottom of the base reads, \"Series 3C, 3/5 (C).\"",{"_16":17,"_18":112,"_20":113},4036,{"_22":114,"_11":115,"_25":116,"_27":117,"_29":118,"_31":62,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":63,"_38":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":17,"_45":36,"_46":64,"_48":65,"_49":36,"_50":36,"_51":-5,"_52":36,"_53":36},1378,"tiny plastic sweet nutcracker","fignut",266948426,"This is a tiny plastic sweet nutcracker (how d'ya do, I / see you've met my / tiny plastic handyman). It's actually articulated, so if your nuts were really tiny, you could crack them with it. Stop snickering!

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Rank	Item	Quantity
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#2776	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
#3061	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
#3065	tiny plastic The Man	1
#1470	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
#2759	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	2
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#2152	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
#2699	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
#2789	tiny plastic zmobie	2