| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2128 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2850 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #60 | Gummi-DNA | 60 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #9 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1,947 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #90 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 2 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #76 | Thorny Toad trading card | 2 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #801 | acid-squirting flower | 2 |
| #360 | acoustic guitarrr | 10 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #567 | bag of Cheat-Os | 9 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #56 | ball-in-a-cup | 3 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #347 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #274 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 23 |
| #6 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1,797 |
| #758 | bottle of rum | 30 |
| #1443 | box of sunshine | 125 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #488 | bum cheek | 20 |
| #352 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 7 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #526 | carob chunk cookies | 2 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #344 | chloroform rag | 6 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #435 | coffin lid | 2 |
| #31 | cotton candy cordial | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #527 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #497 | displaced fish | 4 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1176 | elven suicide capsule | 16 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #677 | ghuol ears | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #123 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 22 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #766 | green candy heart | 6 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #155 | irradiated candy cane | 22 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2828 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #748 | lavender candy heart | 7 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1233 | lemon | 1 |
| 🥇 | lemon meringue pie | 26,170 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #397 | nanite-infested candy cane | 37 |
| #696 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #169 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 24 |
| #124 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 31 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #185 | oozenog | 15 |
| #881 | orange candy heart | 5 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #805 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #250 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #191 | rocky raccoon | 113 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #498 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 14 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1437 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #1190 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1470 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #737 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #830 | tiny plastic blooper | 9 |
| #923 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1487 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #735 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 10 |
| #946 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1432 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic scary clown | 5 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #638 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1079 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #26 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 21 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #810 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 9 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic warwelf | 7 |
| #831 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 9 |
| #1048 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1260 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1284 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #806 | white candy heart | 6 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #879 | yellow candy heart | 8 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #75 | yo | 100 |