| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #37 | bread man | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #85 | carnivorous potted plant | 1 |
| #26 | denastified haunch | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #52 | donated booze | 500 |
| #52 | donated candy | 500 |
| #24 | donated food | 918 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #176 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #2424 | stuffed angry cow | 20 |
| #1839 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #2187 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #2660 | stuffed mind flayer | 18 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #2921 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #812 | viking helmet | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |