| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #18 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 16 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #91 | Cookbook of the Damned | 5 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #133 | Let Me Be! | 9 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #42 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 14 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #7 | Swabbie™ swab | 951 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #238 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 15 |
| #788 | The Joy of Wassailing | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #68 | Travels with Jerry | 10 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #288 | awful poetry journal | 500 |
| #1390 | box of sunshine | 131 |
| #303 | disturbing fanfic | 520 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #48 | giant book of ancient carols | 3 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #501 | pog #01 (spider) | 1 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #483 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 1 |
| #320 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 3 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #493 | pog #07 (orcish frat boy) | 1 |
| #313 | pog #08 (hellion) | 3 |
| #492 | pog #09 (pirate) | 1 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #498 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #563 | pretty flower | 134 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #279 | sensitive poetry journal | 1 |
| #2001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #3291 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 13 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2587 | stuffed cocoabo | 18 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2920 | stuffed tin of caviar | 2 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |