| #161 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3007 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #116 | GOTO | 5 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #157 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #91 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #179 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #97 | bacon bath ball | 10 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #572 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #146 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #157 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1954 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #209 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #140 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #169 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #186 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #161 | gold crown | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #108 | head mirror | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #77 | oil cap | 1 |
| #71 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #81 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #146 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5175 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #189 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #137 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #109 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #356 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |