| #163 | Belt of Howling Anger | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3012 | Crimbuck | 3 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #117 | GOTO | 5 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3360 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #160 | Pain Dip | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #92 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 2 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #178 | attorney's badge | 1 |
| #95 | bacon bath ball | 10 |
| #6542 | badass belt | 2 |
| #202 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #573 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #434 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #178 | candied nuts | 6 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #149 | cold water bottle | 1 |
| #158 | compression stocking | 3 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #139 | dungeoneering kit | 1 |
| #210 | elephant stinger | 1 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #666 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #142 | giant motorcycle boots | 1 |
| #170 | giant penguin keychain | 2 |
| #189 | giant turkey leg | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #164 | gold crown | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #101 | groose grease | 2 |
| #109 | head mirror | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #159 | holiday cheese log | 14 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #195 | magnetic sculpture kit | 1 |
| #271 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #78 | oil cap | 1 |
| #73 | oil lamp | 1 |
| #82 | oil slacks | 1 |
| #2221 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #149 | pewter claymore | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #145 | sphygmomanometer | 1 |
| #5207 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #5715 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5770 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5291 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #3754 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4589 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3546 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4902 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #195 | sturdy cane | 1 |
| #824 | sunken chest | 7 |
| #141 | surgical apron | 1 |
| #113 | surgical mask | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #179 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #355 | warbear metalworking primer | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #351 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |