| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1111 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1527 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #80 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 9 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #936 | CRIMBCO scrip | 90 |
| #1267 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #810 | Crimbo fudge | 10 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #1373 | Crimbuck | 279 |
| #1295 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 2 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #342 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 7 |
| #697 | FDKOL commendation | 27 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1776 | Valentine | 4 |
| #235 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 18 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #120 | blue plastic baby | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1461 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 5 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1317 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1839 | elven cellocello | 7 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #681 | fancy bath salts | 5 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1431 | googly eye | 6 |
| #1531 | green beer | 3 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1922 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1747 | killing feather | 26 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #290 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 11 |
| #929 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #967 | nanite-infested candy cane | 11 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #482 | paperclip | 83 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1748 | penguin focaccia bread | 3 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #929 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1104 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 6 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #980 | robotronic egg | 28 |
| #2423 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1779 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1905 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1610 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #477 | tortoise's blessing | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1410 | turtle totem | 5 |
| #535 | twitching claw | 9 |
| #660 | unstable DNA | 78 |
| #1891 | unstable laser battery | 28 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |