Museum :: Alexandrine

Alexandrine

Rank	Item	Quantity
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2230	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#297	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
🥇	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
#1229	Argarggagarg's fang	1
#232	Arrrmetia trading card	1
#68	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
#65	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
#64	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
#53	Artist's Whisk of Misery	2
#1133	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
#48	Azurite	3
#239	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	4
#480	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
#454	BGE temporary tattoo	2
#81	BRICKO pearl	2
#520	Better Than Cuddling Cake	3
🥈	Big Candy's tophat	1
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
🥇	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
#149	Bohemian rhapsody	3
#214	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
#113	Boss Drops	1
#571	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	6
#68	Bright Water	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#529	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
#917	CRIMBCO mug	10
#1463	CRIMBCO scrip	10
#747	CRIMBCO wine	10
#289	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
#1190	CRIMBCOLOAF	4
#200	CSA cheerfulness ration	3
#179	Camp Scout pup tent	1
#133	Cheer-Up soda	3
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#373	Chroner	54
#1480	Colander of Em-er'il	2
#687	Cold Hots candy	5
#210	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	2
#423	Corpse Island iced tea	12
#426	Crimbo Factory surprise box	1
#490	Crimbo candied pecan	22
#415	Crimbo fudge	27
#387	Crimbo peppermint bark	29
#144	Crimbo salad	6
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#980	Crimboween memo	11
#59	Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)	1
#138	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	50
#84	Crimbuccaneer invasion map	1
#112	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	3
#227	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	8
#80	Crimbuccaneer shirt	6
#136	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	1
#3212	Crimbuck	1
#347	D roll	1
#808	Daffy Taffy	33
#228	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
#129	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
#1039	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	4
#63	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
#171	Dust bunny	3
#71	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
#177	Eau de Guaneau	3
#374	El Vibrato power sphere	2
#64	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
#170	Elvish delight	1
#105	Everlasting Deckswabber	6
#48	Eye Agate	1
#771	FDKOL commendation	12
#461	FDKOL hotcakes	2
#61	FDKOL tattoo	1
#1366	Feynman gate	3
#344	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	2
🥈	Fuzzby	1
#229	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
#94	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	1
#38	Golden Light	2
#16	Grim Brothers' story book	1
#601	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
#121	Holiday Fun!	1
#169	How to Play Othello	1
#534	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
#62	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
#90	Jamaican coffee	2
🥈	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#430	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
#376	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
#343	Knob pasty	1
#724	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#45	Lapis Lazuli	5
#31	Little Crimson Book	1
#401	M-242	19
#401	Manetwich	1
#149	Mariner's Friend cough drops	4
#479	Marquis de Poivre soda	1
#181	Mer-kin cookiestove	2
#183	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
#192	Mer-kin killscroll	1
#42	Mer-kin saltsquid	3
#492	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	7
#194	Milk Studs	22
#397	Miniborg beeper	1
#362	Miniborg hiveminder	1
#394	Miniborg laser	1
#444	Miniborg stomper	1
#405	Miniborg strangler	1
#234	Mountain Stream soda	133
#1790	Mr. Mediocrebar	13
#246	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#368	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
#386	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
#382	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
#328	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
#313	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
#319	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
#232	O'RLY manual	1
#79	Oh, the Humanitini	1
#525	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#890	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
#90	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
#132	Psychotic Train wine	2
#1464	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#1822	Rock Pops	13
#204	Roo trading card	1
#459	SPF 451 lip balm	4
🥇	Senior LAAAAME merit badge	1
#479	Senior Mints	10
#211	Serenity trading card	1
#34	Space Baby children's book	1
#29	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
#7	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	4
#22	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
#454	Steal This Candy	3
#93	Stephen's secret formula	1
#387	Sugar Cog	5
#153	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
#128	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
#275	Swizzler	9
#705	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	4
#777	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	2
#728	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	3
#409	Tales from the Fireside	3
#9	Tales of Spelunking	125
#951	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
#76	Telltale™ rubber heart	2
#598	The Art of Slapfighting	1
#82	The Author's inkwell	1
#684	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
#25	The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook	2
#217	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
#82	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#61	The Lot's engagement ring	1
#208	The Snake trading card	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#574	Tiki lighter	1
#19	Time Cloak	1
🥇	Trivial Avocations board game	1
#97	Tuesday's ruby	34
🥇	Uncle Crimbo's Sack	1
#918	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
#72	Unspeakachu	1
#1400	Valentine	8
#228	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
#238	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
#131	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
#855	Wint-O-Fresh mint	10
#81	Woldo trading card	2
#134	X-37 gun	1
#1119	Yakisoba's hat	1
#615	Zim Merman's guitar	1
#650	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
#55	abstraction: certainty	1
#63	abstraction: sensation	4
#706	all-purpose cleaner	1
#129	all-purpose flower	1
🥇	all-year sucker	1
#622	alphabet gum	1
#657	ammonite fossil	5
#151	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
#851	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
🥈	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary pewter cape	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
🥈	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
#535	antique painting of a landscape	1
#181	artisanal limoncello	2
#230	astronaut ice-cream	2
#1088	atomic vector plotter	1
#589	awful poetry journal	115
#2450	baconstone	1
#352	baconstone bracelet	1
#232	bag of W&Ws	19
#241	bag of lard	5
#549	ball	11
#968	banana	2
#601	bananagate	7
#317	bark rootbeer	3
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#1035	bath ball gift set	3
#1662	battered Crimbo Crate	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#328	beer-scented teddy bear	1
#698	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
#768	belemnite fossil	3
#1022	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
#702	bindlestocking	1
#256	bird rib	4
#103	bit-o-cactus	60
#35	bitter bowtie	1
#124	black Crimbo ball	11
#241	black and white cracker	2
#237	black eyedrops	3
#196	black gold	1
#1818	black paisley oyster egg	2
#2110	black plastic oyster egg	1
#1182	black polka-dot oyster egg	3
#464	black spot	1
#1166	black striped oyster egg	4
#892	blackberry	1
#186	blank fudge mold	2
#107	blank prescription sheet	1
#391	blind-packed capsule toy	5
#786	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	8
#1298	blood flower	2
#174	blue grass	3
#2554	blue paisley oyster egg	1
#1291	blue plastic oyster egg	3
#307	blue polka-dot oyster egg	13
#108	blue potion	2
#395	blue striped oyster egg	11
🥈	blue traffic cone	1
#88	blue tulip	3
#8	blueberry muffin	1
#143	bone chips	136
#122	book of matches	7
#183	borrowed time	1
#953	bottle of Blank-Out	1
#221	bottle of Mystic Shell	4
#463	bottle of Pinot Renoir	2
#456	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
#343	bottle of antifreeze	3
#339	bottle of fire	8
#81	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
#41	bottle of novelty hot sauce	1
#679	bottle of pirate juice	1
#385	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
#485	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
#127	bowl of Jeal-O	26
#199	box of Dweebs	30
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#93	bread line	6
#146	bread man	4
#208	brilliant oyster egg	1
#1294	brine	2
#23	brittle plastic handle	1
#238	bubble-wrap simulator	2
#349	bubblin' crude	9
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#705	buckyball	6
#938	bunch of bananas	1
#364	burnt flower	2
#851	burst hellseal brain	1
#255	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
#53	can of Adultwitch™	1
#251	can of Binarrrca	42
#2151	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
#421	can of spinach	5
#226	can-can-in-a-can	1
#499	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	18
#96	candied bolts	8
#320	candied kobold	10
#643	candied yams	14
#723	candy cane	50
#257	candy cigarette	1
#118	candy harmonica	5
#1062	candy kneecapping stick	3
#1465	candy knuckles	2
#1326	candy stake	5
#1343	capacitor relay	4
#635	carbonated water lily	1
#97	caret	2
#168	carton of rotten eggs	15
#64	cartoon heart	41
#802	cement sandals	1
#25	charpuce jub-jub bird	2
#1514	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
#185	cheer-o-gram	1
#179	children of the candy corn	1
#74	chocolate disco ball	21
#426	chocolate filthy lucre	7
#211	chocolate stolen accordion	1
#83	chocolate-covered caviar	3
#596	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
#140	chrome ore	52
#394	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#2494	club necklace	2
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#1224	cocoa egg	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#680	colorful plastic ball	1
#253	comfy pillow	1
#169	communal gobstopper	5
#102	confiscated comic book	1
#20	consolation ribbon	1
#209	cookie cookie	4
#115	cool mushroom wine	2
#55	cornucopia	1
#1027	corpse on the beach	4
#552	corpsedriver	9
#636	corpsetini	8
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#327	cruelty-free wine	6
#175	crumbling rat skull	3
#125	crystal skeleton vodka	1
#434	crystalline cheer	12
#20	crystalline light bulb	1
#22	crystallized pumpkin spice	1
#126	cubic zirconia	1
#13	cuckoo clock	1
#597	cup of infinite pencils	1
#356	cup of primitive beer	3
#75	cupcake-in-a-cup	6
#74	cute meteoroid	1
#115	cyber-mattock	1
#268	cyclops eyedrops	1
#151	cylindrical mold	12
#1025	daisy	1
#516	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
#1364	diamond necklace	5
#1298	dill	7
#336	dire fudgesicle	3
#1208	disassembled clover	7
#303	disintegrating quill pen	23
#572	divine champagne flute	1
#1607	dollhive	1
#372	drop of water-37	6
#1476	duck-on-a-string	1
#1576	dusty Crimbo crate	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#4232	easter egg balloon	2
#37	eel skin	5
#504	effluvious emerald	1
#363	eggnog	47
#63	elderly jawbreaker	4
#178	electrical thingamabob	64
#1188	elven cellocello	17
#166	elven hardtack	25
#1176	elven suicide capsule	16
#175	escargotsicle	2
#444	evil googly eye	10
#188	executive mime flask	5
#216	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
#507	fake blood	2
#1008	fake plastic grass	1
#1288	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
#410	fancy chocolate car	7
#2035	fancy dress ball	2
#295	fat bottom quark	1
#2007	felt	2
#686	festive sausage	2
🥈	festive warbear bank	1
#778	figurine of a charred seal	1
#612	figurine of a cold seal	6
#503	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
#585	figurine of a slippery seal	1
#640	figurine of a stinking seal	1
#422	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
#305	figurine of an ancient seal	1
#181	figurine of an armored seal	1
#976	fire	4
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#164	fire of unknown origin	1
#219	fireclutch	1
#27	fireman's lunch	4
#42	fireproof megaphone	1
#321	flaming mushroom wine	1
#108	flan del mar	7
#133	flask of Amontillado	1
#246	flask of mining oil	2
#259	flask of tainted mining oil	8
#91	flat mushroom wine	2
#64	flour cookie	6
#100	fluid of fudge-finding	2
#27	foggy glass globe	1
#287	forest tears	2
#329	fossilized bat skull	1
#17	french-fry grabber	1
#493	frigid fudgepuck	4
#433	frozen Mob Penguin	2
#723	fruitcake	30
#141	fruitfilm	4
#380	fudge bunny	1
#566	fudge lily	5
#259	fudge spork	1
#1125	fudgecule	37
#219	fudgesicle	1
#116	ghost beer	5
#1922	ghost cucumber	1
#203	ghost pickle on a stick	5
#99	giant book of ancient carols	1
#99	giant green gummi ingot	4
#241	giant marshmallow	1
#51	giant pearl	4
#168	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
#47	ginger snaps	39
#887	gingerbread bugbear	25
#596	gingerbread horror	10
#608	gingerbread house	1
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#74	gingerbread pirate	2
#274	gingerbread robot	4
#171	ginormous pumpkin	1
#202	glass of bourbon	1
#248	glass of herbal tequila	1
#35	glass slipper	2
#200	glowing fungus	1
#36	gnawed-up dog bone	2
#606	gnoll teeth	3
#117	gold star	15
#25	golden banana	1
#211	golden plastic oyster egg	1
#1916	googly eye	3
#70	grape troll doll	1
#1531	green beer	3
#627	green gummi ingot	26
#296	grilled mooseflank	1
#105	grim fairy tale	1
#78	grogpagne	1
#197	gummi canary	1
#104	gummi trilobite	2
#624	guy made of bee pollen	3
#512	gyroscope	5
#215	hamethyst bracelet	1
#215	hamlet sandwich	3
#3460	handful of confetti	5
#107	handful of fire	2
#92	handful of tips	10
#76	happiness	65
🥇	hare pin	1
#153	hawk	1
#155	headless sparrow	1
#639	heart necklace	11
🥇	heart of dark chocolate	1
#1397	heart of the volcano	2
#170	heavy crown	1
#101	heavy leather-bound tome	2
#383	hellseal claw	50
#357	hellseal whisker	40
#172	hemp candy necklace	5
#760	herbal stuffing	10
#1205	herringcello	16
#56	hi-octane carrot juice	1
#250	high-energy mining laser	2
#867	holiday cheese log	1
#133	honey-dew	3
#62	hot wine	4
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#246	huge bowl of candy	1
#252	hushed puppy	2
#58	ice cream sandwich	1
#111	ice harvest	1
#109	icy mushroom wine	3
#48	intricate clockwork egg	1
#1599	ion grid	2
#1887	irradiated candy cane	3
#148	jamfish jam	1
#212	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#453	java cookie	2
#734	jawbruiser	4
#41	jingle bell	1
#152	ketchup hound	65
#1289	killer rag doll	1
#1114	kite	5
#556	kumquartz	8
#2930	laser-broiled pear	2
#373	lavender paisley oyster egg	9
#1171	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
#475	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	6
#1766	lavender striped oyster egg	1
#91	leaf	2
#202	leaf of grass	1
#201	leather bookmark	1
#27	leftover canapés	6
#254	legitimate business on the beach	2
#163	library card	3
#420	licorice garrote	5
#544	licorice root	3
#121	lint	3
#141	little black book	1
#68	little red jam	1
#101	live nautical mine	1
#71	lollipop cufflinks	1
#601	lollipop stick	29
#456	longhaired hippy wig	1
#341	love song of naughty innuendo	1
#345	love song of smoldering passion	1
#319	love song of vague ambiguity	1
#570	lovecat tail	1
#218	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
#563	lucky bottlecap	1
#48	lucky-ish pill	1
#168	lump of coal	3
#1347	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
#22	marine aquamarine	23
#680	marshmallow	8
#105	massive gemstone	43
#1983	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
#2254	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
#1261	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	2
#2384	mauve striped oyster egg	1
#47	metallic foil cat ears	1
#23	military candy cane	3
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#109	misfit teddy bear	1
#61	misshapen animal skeleton	2
#58	mole skin notebook	2
#36	molten medallion	1
#170	mooseflank	15
#618	motivational poster	6
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#614	mylar scout drone	8
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#62	nachos of the night	1
#1122	nanite-infested candy cane	9
#1043	nanite-infested eggnog	5
#536	nanite-infested fruitcake	9
#542	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#115	nugget of Crimbonium	41
#876	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
#673	off-white plastic oyster egg	7
#1734	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
#630	off-white striped oyster egg	4
#83	oldcake	4
#1616	oozenog	3
#391	ornate picture frame	1
#1890	oyster basket	1
#1186	pack of KWE trading card	2
#144	painting of a glass of wine	2
#1159	pair of bolt cutters	2
#710	paperclip	26
#141	paperclip sproinger	1
#1057	passable elf mask	5
#376	pearidot	16
#121	pearlescent oyster egg	6
#1157	penguin focaccia bread	16
#212	peppermint tailings	77
#76	perl necklace	5
#2716	pet rock	1
#435	petit 4.1	3
#106	petrified noodles	1
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#79	pickled bread	5
#747	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
#232	pie man was not meant to eat	8
#293	pig-iron bracers	1
#283	pig-iron shinguards	1
#286	pile of gold coins	5
#226	pixel holy water	1
#913	pixellated candy heart	10
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#192	plastic ingot	27
#754	plastic passion fruit	1
#501	pog #01 (spider)	1
#501	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
#488	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
#101	pointy mushroom wine	2
#85	poppy	21
#1784	porquoise	2
#907	portable photocopier	2
#157	portable table	1
#1405	possessed top	3
#114	possibility potion	1
#602	powdered candy sushi set	3
#61	prank Crimbo card	3
#1614	prehistoric spear	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#1690	pretty flower	3
#300	primitive candy cane	1
#66	protein paste	5
#2034	puce paisley oyster egg	1
#230	puce plastic oyster egg	15
#2253	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
#287	puce striped oyster egg	9
#157	pufferfish spine	1
#68	pulled indigo taffy	7
#107	pulled violet taffy	2
#176	pumpkin	2
#92	purple prose pen	3
#1068	quantum polarity inducer	1
#47	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	14
#264	radiation-resistant helmet	2
#1261	ravioli hat	3
#2247	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
#1005	recursive spline reticulator	1
#111	red book	2
#618	red gummi ingot	26
#1514	red paisley oyster egg	2
#1842	red plastic oyster egg	2
#2205	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
#171	red striped oyster egg	15
#67	red tulip	5
#495	red-and-green sweater	3
#1107	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
#79	rhinestone	1
#368	ring of adornment	1
#1131	ring of aggravate monster	1
#376	ring of conflict	1
#338	ring of fire resistance	1
#341	ring of gain strength	1
#1135	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
#414	ring of increase damage	1
#734	roasted marshmallow	23
#50	robin's egg	1
#120	rocky raccoon	293
#72	rose	157
#80	rotten tomato	1
#1490	rubber WWBD? bracelet	5
#1836	rubber WWJD? bracelet	4
#2196	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	3
#734	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	10
#231	ruby on canes	3
#188	sack lunch	40
#97	salted mutton	4
#2416	sandwich of the gods	1
#103	scissor duck	1
#1192	scroll of pasta summoning	3
#61	scrumptious reagent	3,047
#65	sea cowbell	1
#159	security flashlight	5
#170	sensitive poetry journal	3
#299	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
#1088	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
#173	sham champagne	1
#368	shimmering rainbow sand	1
#245	shot of mescal	1
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#26	sweetened reindeer fat	12
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#128	thermos full of Knob coffee	7
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#421	tin magnolia	1
#100	tiny dancer	4
#392	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	5
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#392	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	5
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#498	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	4
#332	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	6
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#758	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	2
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#366	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#619	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	3
#309	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	2
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#500	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	4
#756	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	2
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#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#764	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	2
#742	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
#477	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	4
#649	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
#597	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	7
#3932	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
#2096	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
#890	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	2
#1160	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
#384	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
#267	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
#1480	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
#2048	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
#445	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
#835	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	4
#1519	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	12
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#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
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#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#59	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	14
#4	tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny	1
#425	tiny plastic Father McGruber	10
#284	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
#54	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	13
#3874	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
#759	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
#3882	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
#88	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	10
#3074	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
#3957	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
#2165	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
#3910	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#1056	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
#403	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
#844	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	4
#2764	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#74	tiny plastic Professor What	1
#875	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
#764	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
#1530	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
#3891	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
#1283	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
#573	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	4
#3856	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
#303	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
#1057	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
#1733	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
#4020	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
#3304	tiny plastic angry goat	5
#432	tiny plastic angry space marine	10
#2192	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
#2803	tiny plastic astronomer	2
#2900	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	6
#1408	tiny plastic barrrnacle	13
#1097	tiny plastic batbugbear	2
#487	tiny plastic bee swarm	9
#526	tiny plastic beebee gunners	8
#736	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
#1716	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	3
#674	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	6
#849	tiny plastic blazing bat	4
#1813	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	10
#2850	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
#2767	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
#598	tiny plastic bugaboo	7
#963	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
#311	tiny plastic cavebugbear	14
#965	tiny plastic cocoabo	18
#1194	tiny plastic coffee pixie	15
#265	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
#3177	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
#2753	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
#1778	tiny plastic demoninja	4
#1363	tiny plastic disco bandit	4
#3876	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
#1018	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
#428	tiny plastic fax machine	1
#2137	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
#2202	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
#1130	tiny plastic fire servant	1
#1484	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
#2151	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
#1306	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	14
#2521	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	7
#1659	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	11
#2803	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	2
#1738	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
#2789	tiny plastic goth giant	2
#1842	tiny plastic grue	10
#578	tiny plastic hermit	8
#427	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
#2048	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	9
#963	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
#3902	tiny plastic killer bee	4
#1509	tiny plastic leprechaun	12
#1303	tiny plastic levitating potato	14
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#545	tiny plastic moneybee	8
#2827	tiny plastic mosquito	6
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#851	tiny plastic mumblebee	4
#1036	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
#3994	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
#1799	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
#418	tiny plastic peacannon	6
#1503	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	12
#1022	tiny plastic sauceror	5
#2176	tiny plastic scary clown	3
#1032	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
#1559	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
#2158	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
#859	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	2
#2272	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	8
#3936	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
#1218	tiny plastic stab bat	15
#859	tiny plastic star starfish	20
#584	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
#978	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
#1653	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
#2764	tiny plastic taco cat	2
#1120	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
#2766	tiny plastic topiary golem	2
#314	tiny plastic trollipop	1
#1832	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
#3841	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
#2763	tiny plastic warwelf	2
#3850	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
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#123	toast with jam	1
#58	toe jam toast	1
#719	tofurkey gravy	12
#703	tofurkey leg	12
#926	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
#630	tooth	6
#206	toothbrush	7
#1791	toothsome rock	3
#595	top	8
#750	torn hellseal sinew	1
#591	tourmalime	7
#46	tourmalime tourniquet	2
#1357	towel	3
#2400	toy crazy train	1
#477	toy deathbot	2
#2209	toy jet pack	1
#1815	toy ray gun	2
#2262	toy space helmet	1
#89	traditional Crimbo cookie	10
#60	traffic jam toast	1
#52	transparent nog	5
#1789	tree-eating kite	8
#1782	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
#604	trilobite fossil	5
#303	tropical orchid	7
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#442	tube sock	1
#706	twinkly wad	30
#172	twitching time capsule	1
#82	twitching trigger finger	1
#84	two meat muck	1
#191	unfinished fruitcake	2
#88	unnamed cocktail	4
#328	unstable quark	1
#457	upsy daisy	1
#2411	valuable trinket	1
#2525	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
#245	vampire glitter	1
#172	very overdue library book	2
#129	vial of holy water	1
#1381	vinegar	5
#673	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
🥇	wand of fudge control	1
#297	warbear empathy chip	1
#341	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
#179	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
#435	warbear metalworking primer	1
#515	warbear whosit	38
#71	whale cerebrospinal fluid	8
#71	whalesteak	8
#1538	wheel	1
#248	whiskey in a broken glass	1
#35	white blood cells	10
#49	white elephant gift	1
#79	white tulip	5
#18	white wine	15
#76	wind-up Whatsian robot	6
#73	wind-up ensign	5
#70	wind-up navigation droid	5
#30	wind-up owl	16
#99	wind-up vampire teeth	3
#162	wine-soaked bone chips	6
#1377	yellow candy heart	1
#626	yellow gummi ingot	26
#1800	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
#863	yellow plastic oyster egg	7
#1328	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
#1637	yellow striped oyster egg	1
#840	yo	10
#2364	yo-yo	1
#194	yule gruel	1

Wow, that's 8,850 items total!

what items are this player missing?