Alexandrine

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#785ASCII shirt1
#147Ambitious Turkey1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#296Ankh of Badahnkadh1
🥇Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy1
#1228Argarggagarg's fang1
#232Arrrmetia trading card1
#1132Asleep in the Cemetery1
#47Azurite3
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#454BGE temporary tattoo2
#81BRICKO pearl2
#520Better Than Cuddling Cake3
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#613Bit O' Ectoplasm2
🥇Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf1
#186Bohemian rhapsody2
#215Boozehounds Anonymous token3
#113Boss Drops1
#570Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air6
#68Bright Water1
#459C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#917CRIMBCO mug10
#1464CRIMBCO scrip10
#747CRIMBCO wine10
#289CRIMBCOIDS mints8
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#200CSA cheerfulness ration3
#180Camp Scout pup tent1
#132Cheer-Up soda3
#87Choco-Mint patty1
#372Chroner54
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#687Cold Hots candy5
#209Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce2
#423Corpse Island iced tea12
#424Crimbo Factory surprise box1
#488Crimbo candied pecan22
#414Crimbo fudge27
#386Crimbo peppermint bark29
#144Crimbo salad6
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#980Crimboween memo11
#57Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating)1
#136Crimbuccaneer flotsam50
#81Crimbuccaneer invasion map1
#109Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail3
#217Crimbuccaneer piece of 128
#78Crimbuccaneer shirt6
#132Crimbuccaneer whale oil1
#3213Crimbuck1
#349D roll1
#808Daffy Taffy33
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#129Dennis's blessing of Minerva1
#1038Dickory Farms Gift Basket4
#62Drunken Astrophysicist1
#172Dust bunny3
#70Earth, Wind and Firewater1
#177Eau de Guaneau3
#373El Vibrato power sphere2
#62Elizabeth's paintbrush2
#169Elvish delight1
#104Everlasting Deckswabber6
#49Eye Agate1
#773FDKOL commendation12
#461FDKOL hotcakes2
#61FDKOL tattoo1
#1366Feynman gate3
#343Fudge Fiber Armor Plating2
🥈Fuzzby1
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#91Gold Velvetâ„¢ whiskey1
#37Golden Light2
#16Grim Brothers' story book1
#602Haunted Sorority House staff guide1
#121Holiday Fun!1
#168How to Play Othello1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#59Irish Coffee, English Heart1
#86Jamaican coffee2
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#430Knob Goblin Uberpants1
#375Knob Goblin lunchbox3
#342Knob pasty1
#725Krakrox's Loincloth1
#62LOLmec statuette1
#45Lapis Lazuli5
#31Little Crimson Book1
#400M-24219
#400Manetwich1
#148Mariner's Friend cough drops4
#479Marquis de Poivre soda1
#180Mer-kin cookiestove2
#182Mer-kin fastjuice1
#192Mer-kin killscroll1
#42Mer-kin saltsquid3
#492Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler7
#194Milk Studs22
#396Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#443Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#235Mountain Stream soda133
#1790Mr. Mediocrebar13
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#385Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II1
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#328Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#232O'RLY manual1
#78Oh, the Humanitini1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#305PEEZ dispenser5
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#90Princess Rutabaga trading card2
#132Psychotic Train wine2
#1463Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#1822Rock Pops13
#204Roo trading card1
#458SPF 451 lip balm4
🥇Senior LAAAAME merit badge1
#479Senior Mints10
#210Serenity trading card1
#34Space Baby children's book1
#29Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise1
#7Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot4
#22Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb1
#453Steal This Candy3
#92Stephen's secret formula1
#387Sugar Cog5
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#128Super Weight-Gain 90001
#275Swizzler9
#705Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro4
#776Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita2
#728Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco3
#409Tales from the Fireside3
#9Tales of Spelunking125
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#76Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart2
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#82The Author's inkwell1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#25The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook2
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#81The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 51
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#60The Lot's engagement ring1
#207The Snake trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#574Tiki lighter1
#19Time Cloak1
🥇Trivial Avocations board game1
#97Tuesday's ruby34
🥇Uncle Crimbo's Sack1
#918Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide1
#72Unspeakachu1
#1400Valentine8
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#238Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray1
#131Whatsian Ionic Pliers2
#855Wint-O-Fresh mint10
#81Woldo trading card2
#134X-37 gun1
#1120Yakisoba's hat1
#614Zim Merman's guitar1
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#55abstraction: certainty1
#62abstraction: sensation4
#705all-purpose cleaner1
#129all-purpose flower1
🥇all-year sucker1
#621alphabet gum1
#657ammonite fossil5
#152ancient oil painting of yourself1
#851ancient unspeakable fruitcake7
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#181artisanal limoncello2
#230astronaut ice-cream2
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#590awful poetry journal115
#2450baconstone1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#232bag of W&Ws19
#241bag of lard5
#550ball11
#967banana2
#602bananagate7
#318bark rootbeer3
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1036bath ball gift set3
#1660battered Crimbo Crate1
#455beaten-up Chucks1
#328beer-scented teddy bear1
#698beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar1
#768belemnite fossil3
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#700bindlestocking1
#256bird rib4
#102bit-o-cactus60
#35bitter bowtie1
#124black Crimbo ball11
#241black and white cracker2
#237black eyedrops3
#196black gold1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#464black spot1
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#892blackberry1
#186blank fudge mold2
#107blank prescription sheet1
#391blind-packed capsule toy5
#786blob-shaped Crimbo cookie8
#1297blood flower2
#175blue grass3
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#307blue polka-dot oyster egg13
#108blue potion2
#395blue striped oyster egg11
🥈blue traffic cone1
#87blue tulip3
#8blueberry muffin1
#143bone chips136
#122book of matches7
#183borrowed time1
#954bottle of Blank-Out1
#221bottle of Mystic Shell4
#463bottle of Pinot Renoir2
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#343bottle of antifreeze3
#339bottle of fire8
#83bottle of fruity "wine"1
#41bottle of novelty hot sauce1
#680bottle of pirate juice1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#485bouquet of circular saw blades2
#126bowl of Jeal-O26
#199box of Dweebs30
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
#93bread line6
#146bread man4
#209brilliant oyster egg1
#1295brine2
#23brittle plastic handle1
#238bubble-wrap simulator2
#349bubblin' crude9
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#161bucket of wine1
#706buckyball6
#938bunch of bananas1
#363burnt flower2
#849burst hellseal brain1
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#53can of Adultwitchâ„¢1
#251can of Binarrrca42
#2152can of CRIMBCOLA1
#421can of spinach5
#226can-can-in-a-can1
#499can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce18
#96candied bolts8
#320candied kobold10
#643candied yams14
#724candy cane50
#258candy cigarette1
#119candy harmonica5
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#1466candy knuckles2
#1326candy stake5
#1344capacitor relay4
#635carbonated water lily1
#97caret2
#168carton of rotten eggs15
#64cartoon heart41
#802cement sandals1
#25charpuce jub-jub bird2
#1514cheap plastic bottle opener2
#185cheer-o-gram1
#74chocolate disco ball21
#426chocolate filthy lucre7
#212chocolate stolen accordion1
#83chocolate-covered caviar3
#596chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses2
#140chrome ore52
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#2494club necklace2
#31coarse hemp socks1
#1222cocoa egg1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#681colorful plastic ball1
#252comfy pillow1
#169communal gobstopper5
#101confiscated comic book1
#20consolation ribbon1
#208cookie cookie4
#115cool mushroom wine2
#55cornucopia1
#1027corpse on the beach4
#552corpsedriver9
#636corpsetini8
#950crazy little Turkish delight1
#327cruelty-free wine6
#176crumbling rat skull3
#125crystal skeleton vodka1
#433crystalline cheer12
#20crystalline light bulb1
#127cubic zirconia1
#13cuckoo clock1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#355cup of primitive beer3
#75cupcake-in-a-cup6
#74cute meteoroid1
#115cyber-mattock1
#268cyclops eyedrops1
#152cylindrical mold12
#1025daisy1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#1363diamond necklace5
#1298dill7
#335dire fudgesicle3
#1208disassembled clover7
#303disintegrating quill pen23
#572divine champagne flute1
#1607dollhive1
#371drop of water-376
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#1041dusty bottle of Marsala1
#1062dusty bottle of Merlot1
#1030dusty bottle of Muscat1
#1030dusty bottle of Pinot Noir1
#1060dusty bottle of Port1
#1015dusty bottle of Zinfandel1
#4233easter egg balloon2
#37eel skin5
#503effluvious emerald1
#363eggnog47
#63elderly jawbreaker4
#178electrical thingamabob64
#1188elven cellocello17
#165elven hardtack25
#1176elven suicide capsule16
#174escargotsicle2
#444evil googly eye10
#188executive mime flask5
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#507fake blood2
#1009fake plastic grass1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#411fancy chocolate car7
#2035fancy dress ball2
#295fat bottom quark1
#2007felt2
#686festive sausage2
🥈festive warbear bank1
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#613figurine of a cold seal6
#504figurine of a shadowy seal1
#586figurine of a slippery seal1
#641figurine of a stinking seal1
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#304figurine of an ancient seal1
#182figurine of an armored seal1
#975fire4
#692[2426]fire flower1
#163fire of unknown origin1
#218fireclutch1
#27fireman's lunch4
#42fireproof megaphone1
#321flaming mushroom wine1
#107flan del mar7
#132flask of Amontillado1
#247flask of mining oil2
#260flask of tainted mining oil8
#91flat mushroom wine2
#64flour cookie6
#100fluid of fudge-finding2
#27foggy glass globe1
#286forest tears2
#329fossilized bat skull1
#17french-fry grabber1
#493frigid fudgepuck4
#433frozen Mob Penguin2
#722fruitcake30
#140fruitfilm4
#377fudge bunny1
#566fudge lily5
#258fudge spork1
#1125fudgecule37
#219fudgesicle1
#117ghost beer5
#1921ghost cucumber1
#203ghost pickle on a stick5
#99giant book of ancient carols1
#98giant green gummi ingot4
#240giant marshmallow1
#51giant pearl4
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#48ginger snaps39
#886gingerbread bugbear25
#596gingerbread horror10
#608gingerbread house1
#537gingerbread mutant bugbear7
#72gingerbread pirate2
#274gingerbread robot4
#171ginormous pumpkin1
#201glass of bourbon1
#248glass of herbal tequila1
#35glass slipper2
#198glowing fungus1
#36gnawed-up dog bone2
#606gnoll teeth3
#169gold star4
#25golden banana1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#1916googly eye3
#70grape troll doll1
#1532green beer3
#626green gummi ingot26
#294grilled mooseflank1
#103grim fairy tale1
#197gummi canary1
#104gummi trilobite2
#624guy made of bee pollen3
#513gyroscope5
#215hamethyst bracelet1
#218hamlet sandwich3
#3460handful of confetti5
#107handful of fire2
#93handful of tips10
#76happiness65
🥇hare pin1
#153hawk1
#154headless sparrow1
#640heart necklace11
🥇heart of dark chocolate1
#1397heart of the volcano2
#169heavy crown1
#101heavy leather-bound tome2
#385hellseal claw50
#359hellseal whisker40
#173hemp candy necklace5
#760herbal stuffing10
#1206herringcello16
#56hi-octane carrot juice1
#251high-energy mining laser2
#867holiday cheese log1
#132honey-dew3
#57hot wine4
#90huge Crimbo cookie3
#247huge bowl of candy1
#252hushed puppy2
#58ice cream sandwich1
#110ice harvest1
#109icy mushroom wine3
#49intricate clockwork egg1
#1600ion grid2
#1885irradiated candy cane3
#148jamfish jam1
#211jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#453java cookie2
#734jawbruiser4
#41jingle bell1
#153ketchup hound65
#1288killer rag doll1
#1114kite5
#556kumquartz8
#2930laser-broiled pear2
#373lavender paisley oyster egg9
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#475lavender polka-dot oyster egg6
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#91leaf2
#202leaf of grass1
#201leather bookmark1
#27leftover canapés6
#255legitimate business on the beach2
#163library card3
#421licorice garrote5
#544licorice root3
#121lint3
#141little black book1
#69little red jam1
#100live nautical mine1
#71lollipop cufflinks1
#602lollipop stick29
#454longhaired hippy wig1
#340love song of naughty innuendo1
#345love song of smoldering passion1
#319love song of vague ambiguity1
#569lovecat tail1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#47lucky-ish pill1
#168lump of coal3
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#22marine aquamarine23
#680marshmallow8
#105massive gemstone43
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1261mauve polka-dot oyster egg2
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#47metallic foil cat ears1
#22military candy cane3
#71mime army challenge coin1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#61misshapen animal skeleton2
#58mole skin notebook2
#36molten medallion1
#170mooseflank15
#618motivational poster6
#120muffled muffuletta4
#614mylar scout drone8
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#62nachos of the night1
#1121nanite-infested candy cane9
#1042nanite-infested eggnog5
#536nanite-infested fruitcake9
#542nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear9
#361natty blue ascot1
#115nugget of Crimbonium41
#876off-white paisley oyster egg2
#673off-white plastic oyster egg7
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#630off-white striped oyster egg4
#83oldcake4
#1616oozenog3
#391ornate picture frame1
#1889oyster basket1
#1185pack of KWE trading card2
#142painting of a glass of wine2
#1159pair of bolt cutters2
#710paperclip26
#141paperclip sproinger1
#1057passable elf mask5
#376pearidot16
#120pearlescent oyster egg6
#1156penguin focaccia bread16
#212peppermint tailings77
#76perl necklace5
#2716pet rock1
#435petit 4.13
#106petrified noodles1
#495petrified time1
#332phish stick3
#75pickled bread5
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#231pie man was not meant to eat8
#293pig-iron bracers1
#282pig-iron shinguards1
#286pile of gold coins5
#227pixel holy water1
#914pixellated candy heart10
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#192plastic ingot27
#754plastic passion fruit1
#502pog #01 (spider)1
#502pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#488pog #06 (filthy hippy)1
#101pointy mushroom wine2
#85poppy21
#1784porquoise2
#907portable photocopier2
#159portable table1
#1405possessed top3
#113possibility potion1
#601powdered candy sushi set3
#56prank Crimbo card3
#1614prehistoric spear1
#623pretty bouquet1
#1691pretty flower3
#300primitive candy cane1
#66protein paste5
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#230puce plastic oyster egg15
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#287puce striped oyster egg9
#157pufferfish spine1
#68pulled indigo taffy7
#107pulled violet taffy2
#176pumpkin2
#92purple prose pen3
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#47quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments14
#264radiation-resistant helmet2
#1260ravioli hat3
#2248razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#111red book2
#617red gummi ingot26
#1514red paisley oyster egg2
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#171red striped oyster egg15
#67red tulip5
#496red-and-green sweater3
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#79rhinestone1
#367ring of adornment1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#735roasted marshmallow23
#50robin's egg1
#120rocky raccoon293
#71rose157
#80rotten tomato1
#1490rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1833rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#2195rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#735rubber WWtNSD? bracelet10
#231ruby on canes3
#188sack lunch40
#93salted mutton4
#2414sandwich of the gods1
#103scissor duck1
#1192scroll of pasta summoning3
#61scrumptious reagent3,047
#65sea cowbell1
#159security flashlight5
#169sensitive poetry journal3
#299servo-assisted exo-pants1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#172sham champagne1
#368shimmering rainbow sand1
#245shot of mescal1
#258shot of nepenthe schnapps1
#91shushed potatoes4
#128silent O5
#87silent Q1
#18silent W12
🥇silent nightlight1
🥇silver cow creamer1
#154sinister-looking cat1
#1063slow jam collection2
#225slug of shochu1
#132smellbook1
#325snake20
#122sneaky wrapping paper9
🥉snow belly1
#2330solid gold bowling ball2
#70space jam toast1
#1043spade necklace7
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#387sparkler19
#719spectral pickle10
#147spice melange1
#707spooky eggnog8
#379spooky eyeliner6
#560spooky felt16
#305spooky hockey mask5
#937spooky length of string10
#398spooky lipstick6
#484spooky stick15
#749spooky stuffing7
#1321spooky toy wheel2
#1049spooky wooden block5
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#47squeaky toy rose2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#180stale Cheer-E-Os2
#158stale cheer wine3
#383stick of "gum"5
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#147stinky mushroom wine2
#477strawberyl11
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1295string of blue beads8
#2026string of green beads2
#1715string of red beads4
#1412stringy sinew4
#3475stuffed Cheshire bitten12
#4533stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech8
#2652stuffed Meat4
#1086stuffed alien blob6
#5716stuffed angry cow5
#4283stuffed astral badger9
#5283stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#1516stuffed cocoabo33
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#3825stuffed flaming gravy fairy11
#3221stuffed frozen gravy fairy14
#6333stuffed hand turkey4
#90stuffed kraken1
#1966stuffed martini1
#4580stuffed mind flayer8
#2504stuffed mink5
#1154stuffed ninja snowman2
#4333stuffed scary death orb9
#826stuffed shoulder parrot26
#3212stuffed sleazy gravy fairy14
#4743stuffed snowy owl7
#4589stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#4924stuffed stinky gravy fairy7
#3136stuffed teddy butler1
#1404stuffed undead elbow macaroni37
#2120stuffing2
#1710sturdy Crimbo crate1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#96sucker bucket2
#256sucker hakama1
#670sucker scaffold3
#278sucker tachi1
#216sugar banana1
#1028sunken chest3
#657superheated fudge2
#244sweet mochi ball10
#242sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#25sweetened reindeer fat12
#259tasty tart6
#128thermos full of Knob coffee7
#459thistle wine2
#1332throwing wrench2
🥇time sleigh1
#421tin magnolia1
#100tiny dancer4
#392tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer5
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#220tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#392tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer5
#359tiny die-cast Father Crimbo2
#380tiny die-cast Father Crimborg2
#498tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer4
#332tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer6
#356tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg2
#758tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer2
#324tiny die-cast Swiss hen2
#366tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo2
#397tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign5
#619tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer3
#309tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg2
#336tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree2
#500tiny die-cast factory worker elf4
#756tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf2
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#764tiny die-cast middle-management elf2
#741tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf2
#477tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf4
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#596tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear7
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#890tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type2
#1159tiny plastic Beebee King1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#1480tiny plastic Black Knight5
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#836tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter4
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#482tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel5
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#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
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#3873tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#759tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist5
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#86tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker10
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3958tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#2165tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl3
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
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#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
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#844tiny plastic Norville Rogers4
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#40tiny plastic Penny1
#73tiny plastic Professor What1
#873tiny plastic Queen Bee2
#764tiny plastic Scott the Miner5
#1531tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#573tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer4
#3855tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
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#1732tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
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#526tiny plastic beebee gunners8
#736tiny plastic beebee queue5
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#674tiny plastic black ops bugbear6
#849tiny plastic blazing bat4
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
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#2766tiny plastic briefcase bat2
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#311tiny plastic cavebugbear14
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#1777tiny plastic demoninja4
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#2150tiny plastic fruit golem3
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#2520tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
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#1502tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
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#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
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#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
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#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
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#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
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🥇wand of fudge control1
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#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#840yo10
#2364yo-yo1
#194yule gruel1

Wow, that's 8,827 items total!

what items are this player missing?