| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #75 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 20 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #170 | bunny liver | 56 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #254 | red class ring | 49 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #80 | sucker kabuto | 2 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #337 | white class ring | 22 |
| #658 | worthless gewgaw | 3 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |