| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2389 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #144 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #174 | black striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1383 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1134 | fire | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #175 | green and red bean | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #133 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1565 | length of string | 2 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #834 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #191 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1652 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #560 | poutine | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #161 | salt plum | 3 |
| #1056 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #312 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1020 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #555 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #506 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4507 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #560 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 11 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1079 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #1066 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |