| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #382 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 6 |
| #1080 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1364 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1178 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2524 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2392 | Yummy Tummy bean | 14 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #122 | baconstone ring | 2 |
| #2088 | badass belt | 25 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #173 | black striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #673 | carbon nanotube frame | 15 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #527 | computronic processing unit | 5 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1385 | evil teddy bear | 6 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #1131 | fire | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #172 | green and red bean | 3 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #190 | moist Crimbo spices | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #558 | poutine | 3 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #490 | recursive spline reticulator | 5 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #161 | salt plum | 3 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #505 | stainless steel solitaire | 6 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #4495 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #561 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 11 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1593 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1078 | toy crazy train | 6 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1194 | toy ray gun | 5 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #1065 | tree-eating kite | 21 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |