| #540 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #1085 | Angry Farmer candy | 29 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 3,245 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2110 | Crimbuck | 29 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #283 | Game Grid ticket | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #706 | Knob mushroom | 2 |
| #569 | Knob sausage | 2 |
| #108 | Knob stir-fry | 2 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #645 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 29 |
| #300 | Mohawk wig | 36 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #342 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 9 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #547 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 50 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #338 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 43 |
| #156 | armgun | 23 |
| #1350 | awful poetry journal | 10 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #600 | bat guano | 9 |
| #652 | bat wing | 9 |
| #688 | batgut | 14 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #486 | bite-me-red lipstick | 8 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #450 | black forest ham | 2 |
| #391 | black pudding | 5 |
| #319 | bloody mary | 5 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #605 | bottle of vodka | 16 |
| #239 | boxed champagne | 5 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #247 | brains casserole | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #796 | bubbly potion | 3 |
| #579 | bunch of square grapes | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #206 | candy skeleton | 2 |
| #1009 | chaos butterfly | 38 |
| #206 | cherry pie | 2 |
| #818 | cloudy potion | 3 |
| #293 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 248 |
| #633 | corrupted data | 5 |
| #58 | crown-shaped beanie | 5 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #460 | cursed sea biscuit | 1 |
| #639 | dark potion | 8 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #550 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #1142 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #791 | effervescent potion | 3 |
| #1580 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #795 | fizzy potion | 3 |
| #450 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #1021 | furry fur | 12 |
| #605 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #864 | giant needle | 9 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #431 | glowing red eye | 27 |
| #328 | goat beard | 16 |
| #235 | goat cheese | 115 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #898 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #441 | grog | 2 |
| #658 | heavy D | 35 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #138 | jumping bean burrito | 3 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #109 | liver and let pie | 2 |
| #236 | lotion of hotness | 1 |
| #251 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #187 | magilaser blastercannon | 18 |
| #383 | margarita | 2 |
| #537 | martini | 2 |
| #546 | milky potion | 11 |
| #1341 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #811 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #548 | murky potion | 10 |
| #441 | necrotizing body spray | 7 |
| #244 | ocarina of space | 9 |
| #1232 | old sweatpants | 24 |
| #1071 | orange candy heart | 2 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #836 | original G | 11 |
| #276 | oversized pizza cutter | 27 |
| #225 | peach pie | 1 |
| #188 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 189 |
| #1090 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #767 | plot hole | 37 |
| #66 | poodle skirt | 4 |
| #31 | potent potion of potency | 15 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #745 | probability potion | 16 |
| #653 | procrastination potion | 31 |
| #176 | purple pixel pie | 5 |
| #422 | rave whistle | 2 |
| #404 | ridiculously huge sword | 27 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #245 | sabre teeth | 47 |
| #587 | salty dog | 5 |
| #327 | sand dollar | 9 |
| #271 | sausage pizza | 4 |
| #461 | screwdriver | 2 |
| #389 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #317 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 16 |
| #431 | slimy sweetbreads | 2 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #618 | smoky potion | 8 |
| #541 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 176 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #981 | spices | 2 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1063 | spring | 1 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #221 | strawberry pie | 3 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #394 | super-spiky hair gel | 185 |
| #694 | swirly potion | 5 |
| #966 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #886 | thin black candle | 52 |
| #82 | throbbing organ pie | 1 |
| #393 | tiny house | 495 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #328 | titanium assault umbrella | 30 |
| #2370 | toast | 42 |
| #888 | wad of dough | 7 |
| #423 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #156 | whiskey and soda | 8 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #872 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #930 | wolf mask | 4 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |