| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #803 | astronaut pants | 9 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1686 | delicious salad | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2387 | golden ring | 15 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #459 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 7 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2020 | killing feather | 19 |
| #2570 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #1203 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2422 | rogue swarmer | 10 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #840 | toy jet pack | 8 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |