| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #39 | Staff of the Greasefire | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #124 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 19 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #891 | badass belt | 60 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #98 | gearbox necklace | 8 |
| #554 | grue egg | 47 |
| #983 | handful of confetti | 42 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #527 | obsidian dagger | 34 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #13 | plexiglass pants | 14 |
| #17 | plexiglass pendant | 9 |
| #29 | plexiglass pikestaff | 9 |
| #16 | plexiglass pinky ring | 10 |
| #31 | plexiglass pith helmet | 8 |
| #29 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 5 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #89 | spark plug earring | 9 |
| #925 | spectre scepter | 34 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #131 | woven baling wire bracelets | 7 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |