| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #538 | awful poetry journal | 138 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #393 | unstable DNA | 132 |