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| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #749 | blue plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1789 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1659 | herringcello | 8 |
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| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #184 | mauve striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1120 | mylar scout drone | 3 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
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| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
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| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
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| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #478 | potted cactus | 3 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #618 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #851 | red paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #196 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 14 |
| #365 | red striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
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| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
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| #2956 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3123 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #3826 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
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| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #3037 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2452 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #3566 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3107 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #4309 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
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| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
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| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 4 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic mosquito | 8 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #1373 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #60 | unstable DNA | 713 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |