| #411 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #710 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #538 | cyborg stompin' boot | 4 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #1638 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #501 | golden ring | 44 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1346 | killing feather | 35 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1284 | penguin thesaurus | 2 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #1698 | rogue swarmer | 35 |
| #1511 | sawblade fragment | 37 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1079 | towel | 5 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #1261 | unstable DNA | 25 |
| #1710 | unstable laser battery | 32 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #2083 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #2119 | yellow snowcone | 1 |