DogBiscuit

RankItemQuantity
#224BGE tiny plastic toy5
#1033CRIMBCO mug8
#515CRIMBCO scrip420
#929CRIMBCO wine7
#36CRIMBCOIDS mints47
#25CRIMBCOLOAF77
#760Crimbo candied pecan11
#717Crimbo fudge12
#552Crimbo peppermint bark18
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#329Loudmouth Larry Lamprey148
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#17accidental cider320
#12ancient frozen dinner324
#2225ancient unspeakable fruitcake3
#17antique packet of ketchup337
#4begpwnia2,583
#314black-and-blue light175
#37blob-shaped Crimbo cookie105
#345blue plasma ball151
#21can of CRIMBCOLA71
#490candy cane75
#28candy kneecapping stick49
#31candy knuckles42
#1784candy stake4
#298cheap studded belt169
#26circular CRIMBCOOKIE30
#174club necklace28
#534designer handbag5
#109diamond necklace37
#14dire fudgesicle353
#40divine blowout1,419
#46divine can of silly string1,336
#80divine champagne flute261
#56divine champagne popper258
#61divine cracker244
#46divine noisemaker1,341
#215eggnog87
#325fancy chocolate9
#20fancy chocolate car105
#324fancy opera glasses13
#686festive sausage2
#21fetid feather554
#27flaming feather565
#298flavored foot massage oil159
#22flirtatious feather306
#283foam dart177
#18fricasseed brains216
#20frightful feather698
#21frozen feather575
#1786fruitcake6
#364garish pinky ring12
#382giant designer sunglasses11
#1752gingerbread bugbear8
#704gingerbread horror9
#33gingerbread mutant bugbear66
#52green candy heart740
#5half-orchid2,562
#180heart necklace29
#626holiday cheese log2
#49irradiated candy cane55
#31jawbruiser51
#61lavender candy heart718
#16leftovers of indeterminate origin356
#12lesser grodulated violet2,633
#21licorice garrote53
#40love song of disturbing obsession573
#33love song of icy revenge601
#46love song of naughty innuendo638
#41love song of smoldering passion628
#36love song of sugary cuteness626
#42love song of vague ambiguity691
#1210nanite-infested candy cane8
#697nanite-infested eggnog7
#536nanite-infested fruitcake9
#1477nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear4
#27oozenog61
#70orange candy heart905
#83pack of KWE trading card29
#227personal massager136
#381personalized coffee mug164
#75pink candy heart689
#132rubber WWBD? bracelet36
#113rubber WWJD? bracelet41
#186rubber WWSPD? bracelet28
#129rubber WWtNSD? bracelet34
#80scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker345
#92scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker436
#22scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker3,082
#8scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker4,647
#87scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker341
#8scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker3,999
#196spade necklace26
#633spooky eggnog9
#16square CRIMBCOOKIE45
#13stale baguette784
#291stick-on eyebrow piercing159
#321stuffed Baron von Ratsworth126
#76stuffed Cheshire bitten304
#68stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech306
#433stuffed Meat107
#82stuffed angry cow316
#81stuffed astral badger313
#23stuffed baby gravy fairy1,111
#81stuffed cocoabo309
#198stuffed crazy bastard sword40
#1581stuffed dodecapede1
#29stuffed flaming gravy fairy862
#20stuffed frozen gravy fairy1,182
#83stuffed hand turkey301
#795stuffed key67
#244stuffed martini39
#58stuffed mind flayer423
#444stuffed mink105
#359stuffed monocle121
#942stuffed ninja snowman3
#82stuffed scary death orb331
#343stuffed shoulder parrot60
#49stuffed sleazy gravy fairy525
#71stuffed snowy owl353
#39stuffed spooky gravy fairy605
#36stuffed stinky gravy fairy553
#406stuffed teddy butler114
#356stuffed tin of caviar122
#772stuffed treasure chest70
#89stuffed undead elbow macaroni310
#18sturdy Crimbo crate603
#8tin magnolia2,548
#34tiny plastic 11 Dealer15
#1258tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf6
#1094tiny plastic Axe Wound7
#1176tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth4
#1546tiny plastic Beelzebozo3
#15tiny plastic Best Game Ever13
#549tiny plastic Black Knight13
#946tiny plastic Bonerdagon5
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#2050tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#20tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ15
#308tiny plastic Cheshire bat47
#26tiny plastic Crimbo Casino15
#747tiny plastic Crimbo elf13
#1304tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer7
#1224tiny plastic Crimbo wreath3
#88tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#22tiny plastic Crimbomination15
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#30tiny plastic Don Crimbo15
#653tiny plastic Felonia7
#817tiny plastic G Imp9
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#1488tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser5
#732tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester10
#549tiny plastic Hellion13
#1266tiny plastic Iiti Kitty6
#915tiny plastic Knob Goblin King5
#921tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter8
#1247tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl6
#1764tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist4
#587tiny plastic Knott Yeti12
#47tiny plastic Mob Penguin15
#24tiny plastic Mr. Mination15
#791tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy9
#1770tiny plastic Protagonist4
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#1030tiny plastic Spam Witch7
#934tiny plastic Spunky Princess8
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#1522tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski3
#765tiny plastic The Man6
#613tiny plastic Trouser Snake12
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#501tiny plastic XXX pr0n14
#286tiny plastic accordion thief13
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#658tiny plastic angry bugbear11
#327tiny plastic angry goat47
#741tiny plastic anime smiley10
#836tiny plastic apathetic lizardman9
#828tiny plastic astronomer9
#269tiny plastic baby gravy fairy53
#358tiny plastic barrrnacle43
#582tiny plastic beanbat12
#162tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar18
#495tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball32
#725tiny plastic blooper10
#820tiny plastic brainsweeper9
#1065tiny plastic briefcase bat7
#37tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite15
#2859tiny plastic cocoabo6
#380tiny plastic coffee pixie40
#759tiny plastic conservationist hippy6
#829tiny plastic cubist bull9
#1779tiny plastic demoninja4
#466tiny plastic disco bandit10
#549tiny plastic drunk goat13
#47tiny plastic fat stack of cash15
#21tiny plastic fax machine15
#610tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus12
#947tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker8
#1792tiny plastic fluffy bunny4
#629tiny plastic fruit golem11
#354tiny plastic fuzzy dice41
#553tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick30
#279tiny plastic ghuol whelp51
#1043tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers7
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#679tiny plastic goth giant11
#328tiny plastic grue45
#713tiny plastic handsome mariachi10
#230tiny plastic hermit15
#20tiny plastic hobo elf15
#325tiny plastic howling balloon monkey46
#348tiny plastic killer bee43
#603tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box12
#412tiny plastic leprechaun37
#302tiny plastic levitating potato49
#912tiny plastic lobsterfrogman8
#535tiny plastic mosquito30
#46tiny plastic mutant elf15
#868tiny plastic ninja snowman9
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
#336tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime46
#251tiny plastic sauceror15
#858tiny plastic scary clown9
#592tiny plastic seal clubber8
#578tiny plastic senile lihc12
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#848tiny plastic smarmy pirate9
#713tiny plastic spiny skelelton10
#338tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton43
#856tiny plastic spooky vampire9
#248tiny plastic stab bat58
#298tiny plastic star starfish48
#26tiny plastic stocking mimic15
#37tiny plastic strand of DNA15
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#845tiny plastic taco cat9
#810tiny plastic topiary golem9
#531tiny plastic turtle tamer9
#436tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni16
#722tiny plastic warwelf10
#1727tiny plastic whitesnake4
#921tiny plastic zmobie8
#25triangular CRIMBCOOKIE30
#15upsy daisy2,518
#69white candy heart812
#1505whoopie cushion6
#68yellow candy heart1,179

Wow, that's 59,503 items total!

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