| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1171 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1081 | Bonerdagon necklace | 8 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1777 | Crimbuck | 81 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1084 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #158 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #411 | bit of clingfilm | 10 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #414 | empty agua de vida bottle | 462 |
| #93 | facehugging alien | 12 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #474 | hobo nickel | 517 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #118 | string of Crimbo lights | 5 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6198 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1137 | useless powder | 28 |
| #908 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #438 | wad of cotton | 6 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |