| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1958 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 9 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1260 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #250 | bottle of Blank-Out | 50 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #3381 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #652 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #140 | incense bath ball | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #804 | motivational poster | 4 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #759 | portable photocopier | 5 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| #1164 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| #142 | space jam | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #929 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #330 | star crossbow | 2 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #286 | star sword | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #142 | toe jam | 4 |
| #144 | traffic jam | 4 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |