| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #67 | Feynman gate | 179 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #77 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 102 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #710 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #425 | astronaut pants | 20 |
| #559 | atomic vector plotter | 5 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #489 | banana | 9 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #67 | capacitor relay | 180 |
| #71 | carbon nanotube frame | 191 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #1521 | delicious salad | 4 |
| #883 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #494 | doll house | 10 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1149 | elven limbos gingerbread | 7 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1801 | golden ring | 39 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #828 | heart necklace | 9 |
| #505 | iGoogly | 38 |
| #1281 | immense cyborg hand | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #61 | ion grid | 249 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #76 | jar of swamp gas | 1,142 |
| #1094 | killing feather | 40 |
| #436 | kite | 16 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #87 | logic synthesizer | 171 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #741 | oversized fish scaler | 7 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #1007 | possessed top | 5 |
| #618 | prehistoric spear | 6 |
| #539 | pulsing flesh | 7 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #594 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 13 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1286 | robotronic egg | 15 |
| #865 | rogue swarmer | 57 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #875 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #643 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 11 |
| #994 | sawblade fragment | 49 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #276 | spooky felt | 37 |
| #238 | spooky stuffing | 27 |
| #172 | spooky toy wheel | 29 |
| #238 | spooky wooden block | 32 |
| #431 | stick-on-a-string | 10 |
| #689 | strange shiny disc | 4 |
| #2653 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #1119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 43 |
| #1081 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 45 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #775 | stuffed angry cow | 60 |
| #832 | stuffed astral badger | 58 |
| #1039 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 49 |
| #1024 | stuffed cocoabo | 46 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #976 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 51 |
| #1005 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 49 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #715 | stuffed hand turkey | 66 |
| #854 | stuffed mind flayer | 57 |
| #2618 | stuffed mink | 4 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1297 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #1015 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 49 |
| #994 | stuffed snowy owl | 48 |
| #1136 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1037 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 47 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #942 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 53 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #339 | synthetic stuffing | 29 |
| #828 | teddy bear | 7 |
| #374 | theoretical string | 41 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1158 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #357 | toy hoverpad | 44 |
| #390 | toy jet pack | 20 |
| #472 | toy ray gun | 20 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #389 | toy space helmet | 23 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1131 | tree-eating kite | 19 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #222 | twitching claw | 16 |
| #716 | unstable DNA | 67 |
| #986 | unstable laser battery | 46 |
| #535 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 18 |
| #1268 | vibrating cyborg knife | 6 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1146 | yo | 6 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |