Museum :: Bruce Garetz

Bruce Garetz

Rank	Item	Quantity
#6	5-hour acrimony	5,060
#12	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
#279	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
#9	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
#10	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
#8	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
#177	A. W. O. L. commendation	38
#36	Aggressive Carrot	100
#146	Ancient Saucehelm	11
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#162	Argarggagarg's fang	9
#27	Ax of L'rose	1
#62	BGE shotglass	60
#675	BGE temporary tattoo	1
#180	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	6
🥉	Banfoy's Boutique Order Form	1
#184	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	3
#101	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	75
#69	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	26
#148	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	6
#276	Bling of the New Wave	5
#225	Blizzards I Have Died In	4
#66	Bone's Farm "wine"	21
#45	Bonerdagon necklace	121
#193	Boss Bat bling	17
#89	Boss Bat britches	107
#28	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	37
#15	Brimstone Bunker	2
#34	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
#36	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
#33	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
#32	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
#2097	CRIMBCO mug	1
#1938	CRIMBCO wine	1
#792	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
#1727	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#54	Chester's bag of candy	2
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#96	Claw of the Infernal Seal	9
#224	Codpiece of the Goblin King	30
#78	Coily™	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#349	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	7
#229	Corpse Island iced tea	23
#290	Crimbo candied pecan	46
#260	Crimbo fudge	57
#269	Crimbo peppermint bark	50
#651	Crimbo wreath	1
#6	Crimbomination Contraption	1
#47	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	2
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
🥇	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
#58	Crimbough	1
#2076	Crimbuck	31
#524	Crown of the Goblin King	48
#35	Deactivated O. A. F.	17
#1155	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
#419	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
#192	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
#56	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	208
#174	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
#263	Elder Turtle Shell	8
#19	Elizabeth's Dollie	11
#81	Ellsbury's skull	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#43	FDKOL commendation	13,091
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#310	Frosty's frosty mug	5
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#116	Galapagosian Cuisses	8
#143	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	7
#14	Gets-You-Drunk	9
#349	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	7
#711	Goodfella contract	10
#116	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
#47	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	103
#25	Heimandatz's heart	32
🥉	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
#669	Hodgman's blanket	1
#20	Hodgman's bow tie	4
#26	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
#95	Hodgman's harmonica	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#26	Hodgman's lucky sock	2
#97	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
#33	Instant Karma	331
#144	Iron Beta of Industry	66
#213	Jocko Homo's head	8
#53	Kissin' Cousins	9
#66	Knob pasty	10
#62	LOLmec statuette	1
#106	Lederhosen of the Night	12
#729	Let Me Be!	2
#190	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	119
#37	Mark of the Bugbear	9
#108	Mark of the Skeleton	2
#68	Mark of the Vampire	4
#27	Mark of the Werewolf	11
#62	Mark of the Zombie	4
#208	Maxing, Relaxing	5
#979	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#889	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#984	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#998	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1008	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#961	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#16	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
#15	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
#11	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
#14	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
#13	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
#102	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	62
#54	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
#128	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
#99	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#177	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	8
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#664	Orange Star of Sacrifice	3
#49	Oscus's dumpster waders	2
#106	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
#194	Oscus's pelt	1
#95	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	20
#463	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
#11	Pocket Square of Loathing	63
#220	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	9
#304	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
#376	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
#286	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	5
#244	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	6
#291	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
#487	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
#564	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
#177	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	8
#160	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	12
#578	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
#199	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	10
#708	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	2
#263	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
#200	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	10
#66	Ralph IX cognac	3
#524	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	4
#103	Safari Jack's moustache	11
#10	Star Spawn	63
#128	Summer Nights	7
#207	Tales from the Fireside	5
#254	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
#69	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
#21	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
#509	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
#100	The Joy of Wassailing	22
#49	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
#57	The Mariachi's guitar case	23
#152	The Necbronomicon	2
#58	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
🥈	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
#651	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
#79	Thwaitgold ant statuette	9
#377	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
#129	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	6
#171	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	6
#989	Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette	1
#78	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	24
#26	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	23
#521	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	6
#93	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	19
#17	Thwaitgold nit statuette	6
#42	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	7
#172	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	17
#257	Thwaitgold spider statuette	11
#234	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	19
#24	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	8
#66	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	9
#61	Time Juice	8
#69	Travels with Jerry	10
#28	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	3
#436	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	4
🥈	Underworld trunk	1
#200	Unionize The Elves sign	1
#266	Volartta's bellbottoms	5
#66	Wand of Oscus	2
#113	Yakisoba's hat	10
#280	Yellow Moon of Compassion	11
#139	Yeti Protest Sign	1
#19	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
#50	Zombo's grievous greaves	2
#62	Zombo's shield	2
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#23	Zombo's skull ring	2
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#24	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1
#315	adorable seal larva	8
#10	aerated diving helmet	88
#15	alien force field disruptor bean	43
#14	alien source code printout (used)	1
#8	angst burger	3,705
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#626	antique bottle opener	1
#152	badass belt	189
#84	badass pie	2
#10	baggie of powdered sugar	6,957
#47	baobab sap	1
#664	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#79	beige clambroth marble	1
#193	belemnite fossil	27
#1064	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#28	black catseye marble	1
#123	black snowcone	32
#137	blank diary	1
#441	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	15
#826	blue class ring	1
#213	bone aperitif	2
#154	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
#32	bottled day	6
#23	bowl of fishysoisse	20
#2859	box of sunshine	32
#214	breaded beer	3
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#83	burnt flower	269
#204	can of CRIMBCOLA	10
#8	caustic slime nodule	42
#33	chamoisole	2
#1565	chunk of depleted Grimacite	3
#183	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#151	corned-beef Reuben	18
#307	corpse on the beach	16
#287	corpsedriver	17
#357	corpsetini	14
#105	corrupted data	225
#316	cranberry schnapps	2
🥉	crate of fish meat	73
#537	cyborg stompin' boot	4
#12	damp old wallet	20
#69	deluxe fax machine	4
#240	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
#1151	designer handbag	1
#51	desktop zen garden	1
#15	diabolical crossbow	1
#67	distention pill	5
#154	distilled fortified wine	16
#30	dreadful box	1
#307	dusty Crimbo crate	35
#7	dwarvish war helmet	42
#27	dwarvish war kilt	2
#27	dwarvish war mattock	2
#94	easter egg balloon	132
#13	electric Kool-Aid	12
#691	elven cellocello	26
#121	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
#219	epic wad	2
#36	eternal car battery	5
#493	extra-greasy slider	3
#106	facsimile dictionary	81
#229	fancy canapés	2
#92	fiery wing	109
#114	filthy lucre	201
#73	fish juice box	28
#50	floaty inverse geode	4
#84	flyest of shirts	1
#20	fossilized baboon skull	25
#22	fossilized bat skull	28
#227	fossilized demon skull	2
#52	fossilized limb	202
#29	fossilized serpent skull	23
#205	fossilized spider skull	2
#619	fossilized spike	3
#30	fossilized spine	61
#40	fossilized torso	149
#34	fossilized wing	111
#35	fossilized wyrm skull	24
#248	friendly cheez blob	9
#54	frozen banquet	27
#380	fudge bunny	1
#71	fudgecule	39,055
#179	fudgecycle	1
#4736	fuzzy dice	1
#228	giant pinky ring	66
#306	gingerbread bugbear	88
#791	gingerbread horror	8
#608	gingerbread house	1
#536	gingerbread mutant bugbear	7
#1003	gloomy black mushroom	3
#203	gold wedding ring	42
#806	green clay bead	4
#241	green drunki-bear	1
#278	green peawee marble	1
#13	gunpowder burrito	1,900
#984	guy made of bee pollen	1
#268	handful of confetti	132
#4	hardened slime belt	14
#23	hardened slime hat	6
#27	hardened slime pants	6
#46	heart of the volcano	91
#133	herringcello	58
#98	hobo nickel	3,000
#17	hockey stick of furious angry rage	1
#22	incredibly dense meat gem	1
#348	irradiated candy cane	11
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#413	jar of fermented pickle juice	4
#93	jar of squeeze	9
#123	jet bennie marble	1
#328	laser-broiled pear	24
#21	lawn dart	16
#174	lemonade marble	1
#391	macaroni duck	6
#144	marshmallow flambé	4
#25	mime soul fragment	327
#10	minin' dynamite	240
#1387	monomolecular yo-yo	7
#63	munchies pill	15
#376	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	12
#105	ninja carabiner	1
#108	ninja crampons	1
#112	ninja rope	1
#469	oily golden mushroom	1
#278	oily mushroom wine	1
#19	old school flying disc	19
#105	packet of orchid seeds	1
#132	penguin focaccia bread	60
#495	petrified time	1
#332	phish stick	3
#12	picky tweezers	5
#19	pig-iron bracers	6
#28	pig-iron helm	5
#29	pig-iron shinguards	5
#818	pink clay bead	5
#71	pixel orb	1
#636	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
#44	plexiglass pants	5
#23	plexiglass pendant	7
#49	plexiglass pikestaff	6
#24	plexiglass pinky ring	7
#44	plexiglass pith helmet	6
#15	plexiglass pocketwatch	10
#1318	pork elf goodies sack	2
#846	portable photocopier	3
#48	pretty flower	14,076
#30	prismatic wad	1,145
#23	pristine fish scale	44
#321	psycho sweater	1
#425	pumpkinhead mask	15
#532	purple clay bead	3
🥈	puzzling trophy	1
#793	really dense meat stack	7
🥈	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
🥉	record of menacing silence (used)	1
🥈	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
#222	red drunki-bear	1
#456	rib of the Bonerdagon	4
#41	sandwich of the gods	33
#1239	sawblade fragment	43
#9	sinister ancient tablet	1
#67	skull capacitor	1
#203	sleeping stocking	14
#36	slimy alveolus	66
#32	smoked potsherd	36
#164	solid gold bowling ball	114
#99	soy cordial	5
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#42	spectral pickle	600
#481	spooky bark	23
#178	square CRIMBCOOKIE	7
#141	squirming egg sac	110
#110	stainless steel scarf	19
#194	stainless steel shillelagh	15
#173	stainless steel skullcap	13
#228	stainless steel slacks	12
#181	stainless steel solitaire	12
#275	stainless steel suspenders	13
#167	still-beating spleen	3
#269	stray chihuahua	10
#599	string of Crimbo lights	1
#2020	string of blue beads	2
#2026	string of green beads	2
#2011	string of red beads	2
#523	sturdy Crimbo crate	27
#102	tasty tart	16
#119	thermos full of Knob coffee	8
#295	throbbing rage gland	1
🥇	time sleigh	1
#220	tin cup of mulligan stew	5
#98	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	11
#406	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	5
#492	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	4
#611	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
#499	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	4
#359	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
#380	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	2
#398	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	5
#92	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	11
#356	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
#611	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	3
#310	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	6
#324	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	2
#591	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
#397	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	5
#303	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	6
#563	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
#345	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	2
#336	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	2
#383	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	5
#928	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
#287	tiny die-cast golden ring	2
#568	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
#185	tiny die-cast killing bird	3
#606	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	3
#313	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	6
#581	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
#750	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	2
#552	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
#318	tiny die-cast turtle mech	2
#83	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
#621	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
#3080	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	2
#2896	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
#2898	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
#576	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
#1550	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
#635	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
#1809	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
#264	tofurkey gravy	31
#263	tofurkey leg	31
#161	tofurkey nugget	1
#599	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
#1038	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#377	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
#599	tropical paperweight	1
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1
#256	untamable turtle	8
#451	unusual disco ball	6
#125	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	72
#600	voodoo snuff	1
#44	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
#8	warbear party pants	1
#56	witch's brew	1
#1042	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#229	yellow drunki-bear	1

Wow, that's 96,283 items total!

what items are this player missing?