| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO scrip | 60 |
| #363 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #325 | Crimbuck | 2,951 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #202 | Knob Goblin love potion | 76 |
| #172 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 2 |
| #738 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #215 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 94 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #262 | Knob Goblin steroids | 47 |
| #160 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 58 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #258 | black spot | 3 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #3270 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #955 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2223 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #327 | shimmering tendrils | 2 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #967 | unstable DNA | 41 |