| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #667 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #523 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #1105 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #708 | draggin' ball hat | 3 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #631 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1659 | herringcello | 8 |
| #81 | inflatable duck | 49 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #486 | miner's helmet | 4 |
| #458 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #261 | nanite-infested candy cane | 63 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1731 | penguin focaccia bread | 4 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #125 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #86 | stone baseball cap | 27 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1539 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |