| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #525 | chef's hat | 11 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #708 | draggin' ball hat | 3 |
| #1414 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #630 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1656 | herringcello | 8 |
| #80 | inflatable duck | 49 |
| #1071 | jawbruiser | 3 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #484 | miner's helmet | 4 |
| #457 | mullet wig | 2 |
| #260 | nanite-infested candy cane | 63 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1730 | penguin focaccia bread | 4 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #86 | stone baseball cap | 27 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1541 | unstable DNA | 15 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |