| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1250 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #327 | Crimbo salad | 4 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #843 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #94 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 5 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #24 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #7 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 15 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #670 | bath ball gift set | 7 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #93 | bread line | 6 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #433 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #177 | candied nuts | 6 |
| 🥇 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 100 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #169 | communal gobstopper | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #20 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #113 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #485 | disintegrating quill pen | 8 |
| #104 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #171 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #65 | eagle feather | 17 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #20 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #877 | empty agua de vida bottle | 47 |
| #174 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #672 | fetid feather | 2 |
| #1455 | filthy lucre | 9 |
| #746 | floaty sand | 6 |
| #777 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #727 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #501 | fudgecule | 1,686 |
| #303 | ghost cucumber | 142 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #2801 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #172 | hemp candy necklace | 5 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #927 | hobo nickel | 62 |
| #61 | jaunty feather | 20 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #23 | little red book | 1 |
| #569 | motivational poster | 7 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #117 | petit fortran | 5 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #62 | pigeon egg | 63 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #193 | powdered candy sushi set | 6 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #45 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #51 | silent beret | 1 |
| #583 | slow jam collection | 7 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #225 | sparking robo-battery | 2 |
| #778 | spectral pickle | 9 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1945 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 13 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2066 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1257 | stuffed key | 29 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2005 | stuffed mink | 12 |
| #1869 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2226 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #2388 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1583 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #631 | sweet mochi ball | 7 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1077 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #214 | vinegar | 169 |