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| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1418 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 6 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1457 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #994 | penguin skin | 6 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #303 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1921 | unstable DNA | 7 |
| #131 | urinal cake | 100 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |