| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #53 | FDKOL hotcakes | 148 |
| #92 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1251 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #755 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 5 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #325 | bananagate | 21 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #392 | belemnite fossil | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #641 | bottle of bubbles | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #959 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| #803 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #448 | cheap elven gloves | 10 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #840 | cyborg stompin' boot | 3 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #466 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #561 | elven limbos gingerbread | 24 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #558 | elven moonshine | 18 |
| #468 | elven socks | 10 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #529 | festive holiday hat | 8 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #276 | floaty sand | 66 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #740 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #381 | fudgecule | 3,456 |
| #178 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #609 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #933 | green gummi ingot | 3 |
| #43 | gummi ammonite | 6 |
| #46 | gummi belemnite | 6 |
| #72 | gummi trilobite | 4 |
| #1205 | herringcello | 16 |
| #491 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2051 | killing feather | 18 |
| #360 | kumquartz | 17 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #471 | licorice root | 5 |
| #401 | lollipop stick | 111 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #110 | molten brick | 127 |
| #998 | monomolecular yo-yo | 23 |
| #1679 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3217 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #894 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #234 | pearidot | 29 |
| #1156 | penguin focaccia bread | 16 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #360 | petrified wood | 23 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #619 | pulsing flesh | 6 |
| #954 | red gummi ingot | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #412 | rigid carapace | 10 |
| #1409 | robotronic egg | 11 |
| #1813 | rogue swarmer | 32 |
| #1954 | sawblade fragment | 26 |
| #404 | smoking grass | 62 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #424 | spooky bark | 28 |
| #270 | squirming egg sac | 49 |
| #330 | strawberyl | 21 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #1131 | stuffed gray blob | 14 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1376 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #1084 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #266 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #622 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #302 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #313 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #190 | twitching claw | 18 |
| #78 | unstable DNA | 558 |
| #1941 | unstable laser battery | 27 |
| #1488 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #734 | wind-up meatcar | 3 |
| #944 | yellow gummi ingot | 3 |