Berserkas

RankItemQuantity
#373A. W. O. L. commendation15
#27Ax of L'rose1
🥈Big Candy's tophat1
#1501Bulky Buddy Box1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#650Crimbo wreath1
#958FDKOL commendation2
#53FDKOL hotcakes148
#92Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#754Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide5
#816ammonite fossil3
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
#325bananagate21
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#392belemnite fossil11
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#980borg sock monkey1
#642bottle of bubbles3
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1272buckyball2
#958canteen of wine19
#802cement sandals1
#448cheap elven gloves10
🥉control crystal1
#840cyborg stompin' boot3
#1607dollhive1
#465drop of water-371
#109duct tape shirt1
#560elven limbos gingerbread24
#997elven cellocello20
#557elven moonshine18
#468elven socks10
#946elven suicide capsule20
#528festive holiday hat8
#416floaty pebbles1
#275floaty sand66
#20foot-long hot daub1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#377fudge bunny1
#62fudge pocket square1
#382fudgecule3,456
#178fudgecycle1
#608gingerbread house1
#1884gingerbread mutant bugbear3
#933green gummi ingot3
#43gummi ammonite6
#46gummi belemnite6
#72gummi trilobite4
#1206herringcello16
#491hideous egg3
#18hot daub bun1
#16hot daub stand1
#115hot egg2
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#2051killing feather18
#360kumquartz17
#737laser-broiled pear12
#471licorice root5
#401lollipop stick111
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#108misfit dolly1
#106misfit hobby horse1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#111molten brick127
#998monomolecular yo-yo23
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3218nanite-infested eggnog1
#1963nanite-infested fruitcake3
#870night-vision goggles2
#1616oozenog3
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#894passable elf mask6
#560patent leather shoes11
#234pearidot29
#1156penguin focaccia bread16
#606penguin thesaurus11
#360petrified wood23
#636plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#910pocketwatch on a chain3
#336poison pen5
#618pulsing flesh6
#954red gummi ingot2
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#412rigid carapace10
#1410robotronic egg11
#1814rogue swarmer32
#1954sawblade fragment26
#404smoking grass62
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#425spooky bark28
#270squirming egg sac49
#330strawberyl21
#599string of Crimbo lights1
#1131stuffed gray blob14
#91sucker hakama2
#219sucker kabuto1
#278sucker tachi1
#1374teddy borg3
#1083throwing wrench4
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#537tourmalime9
#899toy deathbot1
#190twitching claw18
#78unstable DNA558
#1941unstable laser battery27
#1487vibrating cyborg knife5
🥇wand of fudge control1
#734wind-up meatcar3
#944yellow gummi ingot3

Wow, that's 5,314 items total!

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