Big Boss

RankItemQuantity
#7825-meat staff2
#2385Bonerdagon necklace1
#2775Boss Bat britches1
#40Brimstone Bunker1
#372Brimstone Chicken Sandwich19
#1058Bulky Buddy Box2
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#1123Cloaca grenade7
#916Cloaca-Cola18
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#648Cloaca-Cola fatigues4
#600Cloaca-Cola helmet4
#238Cloaca-Cola knapsack12
#490Cloaca-Cola shield5
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#1873Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#968Colander of Em-er'il3
#755Crimbo pie1
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#411Crimbuck2,460
#1330Crown of the Goblin King17
#125Doc's Miracle Cure11
#1939Dolphin King's crown1
#433Double Bacon Beelzeburger14
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1425Drowsy Sword7
#1306Dyspepsi grenade4
#1324Dyspepsi-Cola17
#448Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations7
#370Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues7
#775Dyspepsi-Cola helmet3
#348Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack8
#567Dyspepsi-Cola shield4
#77Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen8
#1789El Sombrero De Lopez1
#153Elfin shortbread7
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1442Green Clover of Justice1
#67Kentucky-style derby2
#556Knob Goblin perfume3
#309LED block4
#2517Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet5
#370Lord of the Flies-sized fries21
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#243Meleegra™ pills45
#237Miniborg beeper2
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#250Miniborg laser2
#276Miniborg stomper2
#259Miniborg strangler2
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#591Monstar energy beverage1
#263Now and Earlier15
#1271Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#2056Rock Pops9
#313St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket16
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#249Tiki lighter2
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#166Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix22
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1914Valentine3
#158Valentine's Day cake4
#203White Citadel burger11
#291White Citadel fries4
#1613Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#660Zinc Delta of Tranquility2
#67alpha-mail pants2
#72ancient unspeakable fruitcake50
#1127anniversary gift box4
#410around the world2
#288arrow'd heart balloon2
#769aspirin1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#48automatic catapult3
#1308baconstone5
#407baconstone pendant1
#122baconstone ring2
#2370badass belt21
#1593ball2
#121bamboo bokuto2
#93bat-shaped Crimboween cookie12
#661battered Crimbo Crate13
#57bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme3
#90bindle of joy1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#314bird rib2
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#936black plastic oyster egg4
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#568black snake skin5
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#184black velvet box2
#925blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#1655blood flower1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#1001blue polka-dot oyster egg4
#1113blue striped oyster egg4
🥈blue traffic cone1
#621borg sock monkey2
#1088bottle of goofballs23
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#7459box of sunshine1
#1069buckyball3
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#453can of Red Minotaur8
#51can of fake snow5
#261can of maces4
#1300can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce6
#1963candied yams3
#3619candy cane3
#1063candy kneecapping stick3
#1029candy knuckles3
#92candy stake50
#1613carbon nanotube frame2
#71chain-mail monokini2
#1240chaos butterfly14
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#699cheap toaster3
#549chunk of depleted Grimacite18
#106colored-light "necklace"3
#653cool whip2
#356cup of primitive beer3
#476cyborg doll3
#286cyborg stompin' boot6
#92deck of tropical cards4
#682demon skin5
#1171dense meat stack2
#319deodorant8
#783disassembled clover33
#1640doll house1
#878dollhive6
#211double daisy2
#1505drywall axe3
#426duck-on-a-string5
#1124dusty Crimbo crate4
#284dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#3268easter egg balloon4
#2834eggnog1
#1730elven cellocello9
#1744elven suicide capsule6
#871empty blowgun1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#806f3d0r42
#512fake plastic grass3
#46fancy but probably evil chocolate59
#1418fancy dress ball5
#601felt15
#1765fire1
#62football helmet2
#56fruit bowl6
#983fuzzy dice6
#649giant discarded bottlecap7
#1169giant discarded plastic fork6
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#119gingerbread horror39
#632gloomy black mushroom5
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#395gold lamé pants1
#350golden ring75
#55goofily-plumed helmet2
#1098googly eye10
#499gr8ps5
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1909green beer1
#2197grue egg10
#909gyroscope2
#1046hamethyst7
#198hamethyst earring1
#328hamethyst necklace1
#3459handful of confetti5
#3383heart necklace1
#777heart-shaped balloon4
#911herbal stuffing8
#702high-resistance ultrapolymer plating3
#1020iGoogly9
#594immense cyborg hand7
#533jar of swamp gas53
#531jawbruiser5
#294killing feather72
#1412kite3
#1898kneecapping stick1
#405laser-broiled pear22
#117lead yo-yo2
#253length of string46
#93less-than-three-shaped box3
#1422licorice garrote2
#373loaded serum blowgun11
#1726logic synthesizer1
#183lovecat tail5
#60lucky ball-and-chain2
#1348mad scientist's sock monkey1
#424marionette4
#334marionette collective2
#948mauve paisley oyster egg3
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#971mauve striped oyster egg4
#809meat paste5
#583meat stack23
#199menorette1
#275miniature stuffed Goth Giant2
#1663monomolecular yo-yo3
#1120mylar scout drone3
#2043nanite-infested candy cane4
#352nanite-infested eggnog13
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#1086nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear5
#1038nanofiber cloth2
#1710obsidian dagger7
#506off-white polka-dot oyster egg6
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#481oozenog7
#273oversized fish scaler12
#1890oyster basket1
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#55paper-plate-mail pants2
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#192penguin whip1
#58pentacorn hat2
#1684pet rock3
#649phat turquoise bead3
#79picture of a dead guy's girlfriend10
#132pirate fledges1
#228plain brown wrapper2
#420plastic passion fruit3
#212plexiglass pendant1
#153polyalloy shield13
#448pork elf goodies sack15
#1784porquoise2
#294porquoise necklace1
#86porquoise ring3
#511portable corkscrew14
#1714possessed top2
#563pr0n legs16
#1151prehistoric spear2
#549puce polka-dot oyster egg7
#342questionable taco1
#659rag doll3
#1796razor-tipped yo-yo2
#946red class ring2
#1083red paisley oyster egg3
#543reodorant6
#289rhesus monkey2
#1300rib of the Bonerdagon1
#611rice bowl1
#439roboduck-on-a-string3
#649robotronic egg44
#1431[2108]rock1
#289rogue swarmer93
#1586roll of toilet paper12
#10rose-colored glasses1
#60sack of doorknobs2
#405sawblade fragment76
#251sk8board5
#944skeleton key1
#89skull-shaped Crimboween cookie13
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#60slightly peevedbow2
#190slingshot2
#296small leather glove3
#281snorkel3
#1348sock monkey1
#3322spade necklace1
#79spooky eggnog45
#1856spooky felt1
#833spooky hockey mask2
#1157spooky stuffing3
#1505spooky wooden block2
#338spray paint4
#799stainless steel scarf4
#764stainless steel shillelagh6
#1225stainless steel skullcap3
#1707stainless steel slacks2
#774stainless steel solitaire4
#1712stainless steel suspenders1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#120studded leather boxer shorts2
#2012stuffed doppelshifter3
#2147stuffed gray blob3
#199stuffing45
#1546sturdy Crimbo crate2
#103suede shortsword2
#413sweet ninja sword2
#413synthetic stuffing19
#268t8r tots23
#1586teddy bear2
#1592teddy borg2
#471theoretical string29
#1220throwing wrench3
#42time helmet1
🥇time sleigh1
#2850tiny plastic Cheshire bat6
#891tiny plastic Crimbo elf11
#881tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer11
#585tiny plastic Crimbo wreath6
#48tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram14
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#42tiny plastic Scream Queen14
#488tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo7
#2627tiny plastic accordion thief2
#49tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll15
#2515tiny plastic angry goat7
#3366tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#2875tiny plastic barrrnacle6
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#2862tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball6
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#3319tiny plastic cocoabo5
#3301tiny plastic coffee pixie5
#1825tiny plastic disco bandit3
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2537tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#2885tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick6
#3345tiny plastic ghuol whelp5
#51tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire15
#3316tiny plastic grue5
#2708tiny plastic hermit2
#3311tiny plastic howling balloon monkey5
#3905tiny plastic killer bee4
#3975tiny plastic leprechaun4
#3937tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3979tiny plastic mosquito4
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3925tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#49tiny plastic skeletal reindeer15
#2564tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton7
#3952tiny plastic stab bat4
#2237tiny plastic star starfish8
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1273tiny plastic sweet nutcracker7
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#488tip jar1
#1238tofurkey gravy6
#1236tofurkey leg6
#53tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie20
#1404tooth1
#2528toothsome rock1
#1240top3
#818toy crazy train10
#900toy deathbot1
#510toy hoverpad25
#2209toy jet pack1
#921toy maglev monorail1
#2475toy ray gun1
#702toy soldier2
#2262toy space helmet1
#650toy train3
#417toy wheel22
#193tree skirt2
#1790tree-eating kite8
#1041tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#44tropical paperweight7
#43tropical wrapping paper12
#56troutpiece2
#76two-handed depthsword2
#67union scalemail pants2
#517unstable laser battery62
#1913vampire duck-on-a-string2
#1291vertebra of the Bonerdagon3
#713vibrating cyborg knife9
#388vitachoconutriment capsule14
#488wad of tofu5
#1538wheel1
#167wooden block19
#61wooden salad bowl2
#341worthless gewgaw13
#450worthless knick-knack11
#651worthless trinket2
#1045wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1378yellow candy heart1
#399yellow candygram1
#63yellow plastic hard hat2
#317yellow striped oyster egg8
#2204yo1
#2366yo-yo1
#606yohohoyo1

Wow, that's 5,116 items total!

what items are this player missing?