| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1198 | CRIMBCO scrip | 30 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #431 | Crimbo candied pecan | 25 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #422 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 25 |
| #167 | Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #67 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 5 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #234 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 6 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #304 | bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #114 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 42 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #337 | buckyball | 15 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #1262 | candy cane | 26 |
| #40 | candy carrot cake | 1 |
| #55 | candy kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #55 | candy knuckles | 26 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #826 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1179 | carbon nanotube frame | 6 |
| #49 | carrot cake | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #179 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #83 | deluxe layer cake | 1 |
| #327 | doll house | 16 |
| #624 | dollhive | 11 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #764 | eggnog | 22 |
| #1201 | elven limbos gingerbread | 6 |
| #119 | elven cellocello | 67 |
| #111 | elven suicide capsule | 68 |
| #1390 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #47 | fancy chocolate car | 49 |
| #724 | fancy dress ball | 15 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #91 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 28 |
| #590 | golden ring | 41 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #391 | gyroscope | 7 |
| #176 | herringcello | 47 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #118 | irradiated candy cane | 26 |
| #71 | jawbruiser | 25 |
| #641 | killing feather | 54 |
| #948 | kite | 7 |
| #50 | lava cake | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #110 | licorice garrote | 15 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #752 | monomolecular yo-yo | 52 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #330 | mylar scout drone | 15 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #313 | nanite-infested candy cane | 51 |
| #182 | nanite-infested eggnog | 23 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #152 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 25 |
| #140 | oozenog | 18 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #123 | penguin focaccia bread | 63 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #137 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #497 | possessed top | 11 |
| #161 | pulsing flesh | 17 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #925 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 8 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #179 | rigid carapace | 19 |
| #784 | robotronic egg | 37 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade fragment | 48 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #118 | sheet cake | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #935 | spooky eggnog | 6 |
| #662 | spooky felt | 13 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #399 | spooky stuffing | 14 |
| #761 | spooky toy wheel | 6 |
| #798 | spooky wooden block | 8 |
| #54 | standard-issue cupcake | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #161 | string of Crimbo lights | 4 |
| #433 | stringy sinew | 22 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #890 | stuffed gray blob | 23 |
| #231 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 82 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1090 | teddy borg | 5 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #630 | tooth | 6 |
| #916 | toothsome rock | 10 |
| #296 | top | 15 |
| #268 | toy deathbot | 4 |
| #1344 | toy hoverpad | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1276 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #190 | twitching claw | 18 |
| #70 | ultra-deluxe cupcake | 1 |
| #1032 | unstable laser battery | 45 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #89 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 42 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |