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| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
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| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
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| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1232 | Daffy Taffy | 15 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
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| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
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| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
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| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #7 | Hodgman's whackin' stick | 2 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2280 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 300 |
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| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #531 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
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| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #87 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #122 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #524 | spooky bark | 20 |
| #269 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1583 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |