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| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3213 | Crimbuck | 1 |
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| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
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| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
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| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #8 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
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| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
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| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
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| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
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| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #2281 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #8 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 2 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
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| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #109 | baggie of powdered sugar | 300 |
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| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
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| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #529 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
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| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
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| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
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| #1882 | herringcello | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #345 | love song of smoldering passion | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
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| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #86 | slime-soaked brain | 3 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #524 | spooky bark | 20 |
| #271 | stained mattress | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
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| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
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| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1441 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #259 | tube sock | 2 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |